LOL....."Yorshire Airlines".............!!!!TWA Anniversary Museum ......Celebration........coming up...!!!!!!Surprise for Maw Maw...........from Kaitlin.....Cappy at gate......☻ RIP Big Brother......!!!!OMG......THE VIDEO......IS HORRIFYING..........!!!!!

The Latest Budget Airline..................Bloody........Well Right.........!!!!!!!!!!!!
and their "Air Doris's.......will make ya feel right at home........!!
It's only 2 minutes of your life...........Come On.......WATCH...........;)))))

"TWA Airline's" Museum Anniversary Party.........
on Saturday, 
May 18th, 2013...............♥♥♥♥♥

Look What a friend put on my F/B page.....OMG.......I wish we could all go.......together....!!!!!!!!!

 You are cordially invited to attend the TWA Museum Anniversary Celebration, Saturday, May 18, 2013 from 1PM - 4PM

Ruth Richter Holden, daughter of one of TWA's founders, Paul E. Richter will be "On Board".

Beverages and a light lunch will be served ($15.00/each).

Please RSVP by Friday, May 10th! Cut off the Boarding Pass provided below and mail it to the TWA Museum, 10 Richards Road, Kansas City, Mo 64116 with the $15.00 per person required.

► IF you are unable to print out the boarding pass, merely write on a piece of paper the information required and mail to TWA Museum, 10 Richards Road, Kansas City, Mo 64116♥......click the 'link' below.....to see on F/B.......



https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=4901824388080&set=o.96918812916&type=1&theater




    

Look at the 'Treasure' Kaitlin found................the "Connie"........the MD-80's and a lonely old staircase........."......So Sad its all gone........now..........!!!!!!!!!Thank You Kaitlin........for finding......♥

This week..........while my Daughter-n-law and my 2 Granddaughters were waiting....on their Dad to fly into New Orleans...........from work........Kaitlin12 and Jasmine11.......took this short video.....of a Southwest coming into MSY.......!!!!!!!!!........Maybe Maw Maw Julie is rubbing off on them after all..........LOL.....Thank you......for this Awesome video.......I love you.!!!

There is NO such thing as a bad 'Jetspot' picture........especially when taken by a Granddaughter...........THANK YOU KAITLIN..........♥

Cappy sitting at the gate...at my St. Louis.....he was about to push back.........Thank you Cappy so much.....♠

RIP...........Big Brother..............although there will be No peace.....ever......for the families........♦

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c32_1367332518

Reminiscing.... ...♥........DAVE'S.........UPDATES....ADDED.......♥SHARED PICTURES.............of/from my Dearest Friends.........Past and Present..........Thank you..all!!!

♥

"Lovely"................in it's Simple message...........!!!!

♥



Good Advice...........Mmmmmmmmmmm.......




OMG............is this not "Hysterical"..........!!!!!!!



YES DAVE...........................IT'S YOUR TURN!!!!!!!
DAMMIT..........I CAN'T GET THE YOU-TUBE......SQUARE 'THING'IE' TO SHOW , CAN ONLY PUT YOUR LINK...............GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

Below........is Dave's You tube video.........."Titled".........

BA Boeing 777-200 ER G-YMMF Departing VRMM (Hulhule Male Maldives) Runway 36!!!!!!!!!!!.......
DAMN DAVE.........YOU SURE ARE LONG WINDED


...........LOLOL.......
http://youtu.be/ve42qNwyDIs

DC-6 Spinning..........free..........:)

♥

Front side of "Vintage"...............Lovely!!!

Backside of the same Lovely "Vintage".......Postcard........♥

Love the "Vintage"............♥

Yep another one from Sunday................listen to the BAD ASS ENGINES.......and my dumbass.........comment at the end..............;/..........I want to climb on the 'black smoke'...........tail........so effing bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GG.......Jet Spotting at 25........Ottawa.........WAY TO GO GIRLIE!!!!!!!!!!



BEAUTIFUL SUNSET.....♥
Taken by MissTWA on Sunday while 'JetSpotting'........at MSY.........♥




A couple of my very own 'Homemade' Jet Spotting videos.............at MSY.......!!!!.......I getting  to be such a "Big Girl"........these days..........Ha Ha.......!!!!!!!!!........Hope you enjoy.........them......they are very unstable.....and if you want 'Cinematography'.........call Mr. Spielberg.......;))))

♥


Below......is the link to Cappy's new Video............It's AWESOME!!!!!!!!!.......please watch till the very end.......for the Biggest laugh of all!!!!!!!

http://youtu.be/jlvLD7s79p4






امیر در طلوع آفتاب ايران دیروز کاپیتان... خیلی دوست داشتنی!








From one of MissTWA's F/B 'Friends'.........Thank you.......!!!!!!!!
Lovliest half a Plane I've ever seen.......;)))))

 BELOW.......

A Very 'Dear' friend of mine...........sent me these pictures of his flight from Houston to Houma............We used to work together...and our friendship has remained strong........now that he's a 'BIG DOG'..........LOL...........in the 'Oilfield' now..............Ha Ha!!!!!!.....anyway the company he works for NOW...........sends him on occasion to Houma......for work......Check his 'Charter'  Jet out!!!!!!!!!!!!.........OMG..........Shit I don't know the type of Jet......who effing cares..............Thank You Dennis.............for all of these........pics.........Next time ..GET MY ASS ON THE PLANE............;))))))))))).......I'm ready for another 'White Russian'..........!!!!



Dennis's "Chariot"........Awaits...........!!!




WHERE YOU SITTING.............;)))))




AHHHHH...All the 'Comforts' of Home.................Sure is close to the 'Cockpit'...........LOL...
♥



Hello Ladies...........I'm so damn 'JEALOUS'..............LOOKING GOOD!!!

Hey there Dennis........where's mine........??!!!

Darling............you look so Miserable............LOL......;)))

Dennis's 'Tip' of the Day...............;)

the 5th 'Food Group'............♠

Ok........the 'Pot'...........you gotta pay extra for walls.........??!!

Hey GG......Sit down and behave........!!!!

From Today...............Only my GG.......can make a 'E ject'  look so Sexy.............LOL

ADD ON'S..........YES!!!!!!'SCROLL' TIME...QUIT YOUR BITCHING....LOL....!!!!.....♠..MissTWA got her wish............SORTA...................Dave's preezie....for Jules..........:)

'SUNRISE'.........over Iran................LOVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!

An  A-380 ......SUPAAAAAAA.....!!!!!!!............passing just 1000 ft about Captain Amir's flight druing the week........Very close INDEED!!!!!.......LOVE THE 4 DISTINCT  CONTRAILS...........THANK YOU CAPTAIN FOR SHARING YOUR PICTURES WITH MISSTWA.........!!!!



Beautiful Sun peeking out, the clouds over Iran..................♠




Cappy's............'Alter'............♥

  OOOK  LOOK, what Metin of 'Istanbul Airside'.......found and.....SHARED........!!!!..."BOSTON JOHN"......WHAT A 'FLIRT'..............LOVE IT LOVE IT.....!!!........THANK YOU METIN....!!!........HASTA LA VISTA BABY.................♥
 AT THE 2 MIN 23 SEC...PART WHEN 'BOSTON JOHN' SAYS.....'Mocha Hagotdi"..,,,!!!!

Mocha Hagotdi:An acronym meaning "Make Our Customers Happy and Have a Good Time Doing It", a company slogan used by Massachusetts air carrier Cape Air. It has also gained popularity as a phrase used by many airline pilots and Air Traffic Controllers (ATC), particularly "Boston John", an ATC based at Boston Logan Airport (KBOS).

Got this email from GG yesterday....!!!!
.....PLEASE CLICK THE 'LINK' BELOW FOR ALL THE GORY DETAILS......
...WHAT A PICTURE!!!!!!!.........I WISH I COULD BLOW THE DAMN THING UP.......TO THE SIZE OF 'FRISCO'............LOL.........



https://twitter.com/Cmdr_Hadfield

OMG..........CHECK THIS OUT.....

FROM GG....!!!..
"MORNING JET TRAFFIC """"OVER"""" SAN FRANSICO......!!!!!!!
FROM THE SPACE STATION!!!!.......♥..

 EVERYONE HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND.........AND THANK YOU, FOR MY BIRTHDAY WISHES.........REALLY......THANK YOU..........♥

LoOk at one of my...Pals....(Mr CloudDancer) put on my F/B page this week........OMG.....this is so NOT gonna be eaten.......Thank you again Mr. CloudDancer......♥

'HOLY GRAIL'...........♥

'Second Runner Up'.........♥

GG.........Thank you for finding this 'Pic'ie' for me....last year.....♥...very similar.......to mine...except it's 'INTACT'........OMG

GOOD OLE DAYS............!!
well at least these gals....can 'BREATH'.....UGHHHH..!!!!......♥

A 'Lovely' for Ritchie......he 'Loves'  Paris....!!!
 ..SEE THE 'CONTRAILS'.....♥

ONE OF THESE DAYS....I'LL BE SPORTING.....THAT DAMN 'PILLBOX'............GRRRRR.....!!!!!

 

GG,  During her "Day in Aviation history" last year in Ottawa.........!!....
She is sporting one huge ass 'Shit eating' Grin.............!!!!.

Oh Paul{Daniel}............Please Please never feel.....you've been left out here at MissTWA...
Your seated at the front of the table here...........and never forget that.........!!!!!!
Paul{Daniel} and GG......in Halifax last year......!!!!!!!

I call this color 'blue' .....Paul{Daniel} BLUE.....
he Loves "Pan Am Airlines..........♠

Here's the 'deal'......I 've always said if I could only get my 'grimy paws' on a 'Stewardess pillbox' hat.........then I've emptied my Aviation 'bucket list'...........;))).........WELL.............I found this TWA Fight Attendant......uniform....online on e-bay........'HOLY SHIT'..........I got to have this and yesterday isn' t fast enough.....you don't want to know what I paid.....there's a special place in 'PAY PAL HELL' for desperation.......folks such as myself...............Heavy sigh.........!!
ok.....it comes in....and I open..........GUESS WHAT......the bitch that it belonged to......was a size 1..............well I'm a size 1 tooo.........1plus a 0........size 10......'YOU GOT TO BE F*CKING KIDDING..".....!!!!!!!!!!....ONE THING IS FOR DAMN SURE AT THIS POINT...........I'M GONNA FIND A WAY TO FIT MY FAT ASS..........IN THIS  STEWARDESS..........UNIFORM........!!!!!!!....AND I AM GOING TO TAKE A COUPLE OF PICS ...IF I CAN BREATH LONG ENOUGH TO HOLD THE DAMN PHONE/CAMERA......THING'IE....STILL....WHICH EXPLAINS......THE BLURRY PIC..............HELL I COULD NOT NOT BREATH....AND AFTER 400 TRIES....I SAID.....SCREW IT........THE BLURRY ONE WILL DO........SIZE 1 ON A SIZE 10 WOMEN..........IS A CRIME AGAINST NATURE........UGHHHHHHH...........NOW THE SKIRT IS A WHOLE OTHER BALL GAME.........NO WAY IT WAS SLIDING OVER MY CURVY ASS........SO I WAS IN DEFCON 5 CONDTIONS.........I TOOK A PAIR OF SCISSORS.....AND CUT THE DAMN SKIRT........TO A SIZE 12.........YEP ......I CUT IT.....THEN I TAPED IT TO MY HIPS..............SEE...........THERE IS NO END TO WHAT A TRUE 'AVIATION HEAUX' WILL DO FOR THE GREATER GOOD.........OF MANKIND...OMG...........I'M SICK!!!!!!!!!!......YEP THE PIC OF ME AGAINST THE WALL........HAS THE SKIRT.......TAPED TO MY FAT A**......ANYWAY....THIS WAS MY BIRTHDAY PREZZIE TO MYSELF................GEE IT WAS SO MUCH FUN............!!!

I HAD 911 ON SPEED DIAL..........EVEN AN AVIATION GEEK............WANTS TO LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER 'CONTRAIL'....!!.....ITS BLURRY.......BEST I COULD DO....TRYING TO STUFF........
..50 POUNDS OF POTATOES IN A 5 POUND SACK.......OMG.....

THIS SHIT.........SHOULD HAVE MADE NATGEO..........STUFFED INTO......AND THE SKIRT TAPED TO MY HIPS............LOL...........PAAAAATHETIC..............AIN'T IT GREAT..........MISSTWA.............WILL BE SERVING............DRINKS..........AFTER MY CAPTAIN HAS TURNED OFF THE 'SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN PULL A JACKASS WITHOUT A ROPE'..........SIGN...............!....T
HIS WHOLE INCIDENT IS  EMBAR'ASS'ing as HELL...
;b..............

Yes..........today is my Birthday.......No big deal..................but look what Dave W and the Luc sent..........me in the mail........check this out.........another 'BARF BAG'.....straight from the horse's mouth..................Ughhhh.......Thank you Dave and Luc..........!!!!

my 'Barf bag'.....Dave.....did you sit on the damn thing......;/my card and envelope...........;)

Dave.......did you hide...........this in the 'crack of your a**.........NEVER MIND.................;))

FRONT OF MY BIRTHDAY CARD..............MY Crown Royal  'IV'................NEEDS CHANGING..............

HAS ANYONE HEARD FROM RYAN............???????......RYAN......PLEASE CHECK IN SOON......WITH US.............YOU ARE MISSED!!!!

Dave is all 'Cracked up'........♠........MEMORY LANE........♥Air Canada's....Captain Doug Morris...."10 things you may not have know about pilots'.....VERY INTERESTING...!!!!

Mr Willis...............Godspeed......!!!!!!!!.....and in the mean time........'BEND OVER AND RELAX'............OMG...!!!

Captain Doug, flies for 'Air Canada'.......and is a 'Friend' to many here at MissTWA.....
Please check out...his....latest.....!!!!
 He reveals 10 little known facts about pilots: Thanks so much Captain Doug.....!!!

http://gofar.aircanada.com/up-in-the-air/10-facts-you-didnt-know-about-pilots/

Oh Captain Doug........you still as 'Cute' as EVER.....BIG ASS HEAD......... and all.............!!!!

Captain Doug......Keep up the Great work...in "Air Canada's EnRoute Magazine..........!!!

We recently put your pilot skills to the test in our Land Your Way Facebook game and revealed some of the lingo used in the flight deck. 

It's still as cold as a 'Witch's tit'........in Canada............Brrrrrrrrrrrr

   

Hey there Captain Doug...and Carlton.......We sure do Miss ya'll here at MissTWA...♥.ptain p

BAS MAN...SMILIE............

WHAT PART OF THE 'BULL.........' DON'T YA UNDERSTAND...........:)))

RITCHIE.....IN HIS GLORY...........!!!.....DAMMIT RITCHIE.....WHO YOU STOLE THAT FISH.......FROM..........;)))

HANG OUT FOR CAPTAIN DOUG AND RITCHIE............!!

Captain Doug and MissTWA's HOMELAND.........!!!!!!!!!!!!...St. John's Newfoundland, Canada.......Will go home there one day..........!!!!!!!!

Travel.....on Snowy day.........!!!!!......

BASMAN............REMEMBER.............??????????????

MMMMMMmmmm........HUNG OUT FOR MY FAV.....'AIR CANADA' CAPTAIN.......

SCIENCE.............IS 'MAGIC'............♥

THAT STRAP............BELONGS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU RITCHIE............♥

This time we spoke with Captain Doug Morris, a pilot and line indoctrination captain at Air Canada for nearly 18 years, to get the inside scoop on little-known facts related to pilot’s work environement.

1. Pilots may spend long periods of time away from home. To keep their loved ones close, they’ll often keep photos of their family or spouses in the inside lining of their hat.
2. You couldn’t buy a shrimp cocktail for the pilot before takeoff. As a food poisoning prevention measure, pilots are forbidden from eating shellfish while on duty.
3. Pilots aren’t allowed to share – food, that is. As a safety precaution, pilots order and eat different crew meals while on flight.
4. Music is an integral part of the flying experience for many passengers, but pilots fly music-free: radio communications are their soundtrack. As they jet across the skies, they’re hopping from one radio frequency to another listening to ground controllers synchronizing the movement of aircrafts.
5. When passing another “ship” at night, pilots may flash the landing lights or wing inspection lights to say hello.
6. Aspiring commerical pilots generally invest more than $70,000 in their education and clock an average of 4,000 hours of experience before they are hired by Air Canada.
7. Once their flight simulator training is complete, pilots move directly to piloting fully-loaded passenger airplanes. They are, however, accompagnied by line indoctrination pilots for their first few flights. After a second test by a supervisor pilot, they’re fully cleared to fly on their own.
8. Pilots are sent back into the simulator at least every eight months to renew their license; every six months for those who command the Boeing 777.
9. Pilots can fly only one type of aircraft at a time. Before acquiring a license to command a different model, they must go through 8 to 12 weeks of training. The process includes “ground school”, pre-simulator mockup flights and simulator training.
10. ”Where are you off to?” is the question you’d hear all the time if you stopped at the flight planning center at any time of the day. As you’d expect, pilots ask each other where they are flying to!
Want to learn more? Check out Go Far Answers and ask us your questions!

Not so fast.......!!!!!
Look...at Cappy's,
 "Brand New BARF BAG"............;))))

 

Just makes me 'SICK' TO MY STOMACH'...!!!!!!



BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH....