LOOK FOGGY....LOOK DAVE.....CHRISTMAS CHEER...THATS ALL YOURS....I THINK THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A 'FUNNY'......in the New Orleans, Time Picayune...this morning....(see below)
HOWS GOOD IS YOUR "HEALTH INSURANCE"......COVERAGE?????
please see video below pics....
don't cha hit that delete button just yet.....the video is all of 30 seconds long...........and you could learn a lot from several dummies....
LAST YEAR.....MOTHER CRIED...Father thought, Mother was so happy to get a new vacuum cleaner.................................FAST FORWARD...1 YEAR...........FATHER...............TRUST ME........HE'S STILL IN TRACTION.........TRUE STORY......:))))
THERE'S A SHORTAGE...OF "IRONING BOARD TABLES"............SEEMS THEY'VE BEEN STORED WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...I CAN'T DEVULGE,OF COURSE,..THOSE STORAGE "BINS"..........:)))))
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OH AND FOGGY............QUIT STARING AT HER LEGS...........LOL
Good grief...ironing table?!?!
:))
And Foggy...stop staring at her legs! LOL
the video is compliments of friend...
yea he's still in recovery...:)))))))
Jules,
I love the video...classic!!! I got dish towels once for Christmas. (and NO...not from my husband or he would have had them stuffed in his mouth) LOL!!!
:)))
So funny!
yes ~gg~....appliances(the giving of those appliances)........do make for larger than normal hospital bills............LOL
and it's so preventable.....Ha Ha.
LOL, You do know where to find the funny bits! Laughing my ass of here!
Oh and hey, you should check out Foggy's comment on his blog...I think I can't have punish work :P
Oooh yeahhh... :P
Bas
LAST YEAR, MOTHER CRIED AT CHRISTMAS
“None of us kids were paying too much attention when Dad picked the little white envelope off the tree and said, “This one is for you, Mother.” Or when Mom opened it, saying, ‘Now I wonder what this can be,’ and acting all excited like she didn’t know it would be the usual check to spend just on herself like Daddy always give her.
“But something about the way she whispered, ‘Oh, John,’ made me stop playing with Jackie’s movie camera. That’s when I saw Mom was crying and Dad was saying, ‘There, there...’ and acting so proud I thought he was going to bust.
“And then I went over to see what it was, and even though I’m only twelve, I knew why mother cried. For there, written on pretty card, was something Dad had promised Mom so many times but had never been able to give her.
“Mom’s face was all beatiful when she read the words: ‘ ”This entitles Mr. And Mrs. Jhn Sheldon to a TWA Giftrip, passage prepaid, yo Italy and the Mediterranean and ...” ‘ Then she was hugging Daddy and crying some more-and, come to think of it, Daddy cried a little last Christmas , too.”
Perhaps, to some loved one of yours, a certain special trip is a very special dream that you could make come true with a TWA Giftrip. This new, different kind of gift certificate might very well be the biggest thrill your ever tucked into a little white envelope.
Modest or magnificent, as you wish, a TWA Giftrip might be to a nearby city or to an vacation in the Sothwest Sun Conutry. It could be to anywhere across the U.S. or overseas to Europe , Africa or Asia. You could even arrange a TWA Giftrip arround the world!
If you have loved ones on the other side, you can arrange to pay here for their TWA trip to the U.S. And now you can save up to 25 per cent on TWA 60-day round trips to or from overseas points.
It’s easy to arrange for a TWA Giftrip. No shopping, no crowds. Just call your travel agent or TWA.
Thanks to periodpaper:)
Oh Bas......you will do your punish work...if "teach"..says so,..Ha Ha:)))))))
I will go have a look/see on the Foggster's..site...He must be raising Hell again....!!!!
you know...
Santa is watching him.......How could he let himself get outta control AGAIN....Especially Christmas week!!!!!!:))))).........LOL
OH.........Metin, Thank You!!!!!!!!!...........
TWA AIRLINE'S.........had the first "Gift Cards"...it seems.........
even then,....they knew the future......!!!..and without the technology of today...Really that is so Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just LOVE the "Period Paper"....web site.....
So, you found and could get the text from that ad????..I Love it!!!!!!!!!!....
Fancy Gifts are not necessary.......!!!!
just takes a Good Heart.........I consider this a gift from you...
and a Lovely one....!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thank you again Metin!!!!
misstwa
I don't understand what the problem is......I do this with my wife all the time - send her pics of a dustpan and brush and the like and tell her I have bought her a prezzie.....and yes, I still have the bruises!! Gives her workmates a chuckle though!!
Have you seen the festive offering from Simon's Cat?
Click here for a laugh!
Hoping to meet up with the Foggster before Christmas - watch this space!
And G, she does have a nice pair of pins, ya gotta admit! :)
All the very best!
Dave (hard at work, as usual!) from the UK
Hey, my word verification is "perrhics"! - d'ya know, this is exactly the noise I imagine GJ making as she types away on her keyboard supping her Crown Royal! "hic" :)
"QUIT STARING AT HER LEGS..."
...chi? io?
They aren't bad though... Can't say the same for those on the ironing table - could get a bit "rocky" in "turbulence..."
OMG................Dave that is so DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ya'll should click on Dave's link here.....it'll only chew up(yes pun)..a minute of your time...LOL......
so Dave....whats with the birdie's...in your avatar?????
Did one of them...hook up with the "Business end" of your Tom Tom???????
funny, you talk about the "word verification"...thingie....because I don't care who/where I'm leaving a comment...that onpurposemisspelledwordverification.....has some kind of meaning to the comment I'm leaving...
TELL ME...IT'S NOT JUST A 'SOFTWARE' PROBLEM...WITH GETJETS....:))))))
YEA, THE MORE I DRINK...THE HARDER I TYPE...WHICH ONLY LEADS TO STUPIDITY..............
THE NEXT MORN............DAMAGE CONTROL...........ESHHHHHHHHHHH
Dave.....get off the Aviation web-sites............LOL.........I'm trying to get to them....:))))))
"prezzie"....love the word...LOL
Fondess 'DISreguard.....as usual....which of course, IS a sign of affection..........NOT....no it is................................
bye bye now..Dave W...from the Beautiful UK
my word verification is "inestom"
(translation)...(in a storm)
FOGGY...........YEA.........THEY DON'T MAKE IRONING BOARDS LIKE THEY USED TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
true story...
when I was just a bumpkin.......my Mother would sprinkle water on the clothes she WAS going to iron....she would then roll it up, like a burito..and stick them in the ice-box.............then iron em....later....I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!!!!!!!!!...
She was Canadian...and maybe something...done by her Momma in St. John's...OH Well......
Mmmmmmm..could explain a lot...ha ha..but it is true.......she really did that...
the only thing an Iron is good for.......is Bopping someone upside the head.......
TIME FOR A NEW AD........
Foggy...after Monday Night Football....gotta root for the Steeler's tonite...(helps the Saint's)...oh God...we kicked MAJOR Azz yesterday!!!!!!!!!!
ok ok....let me go see the mess you made at your site....LOL
^J^
word verif...."crojob'...
translation: 'crowbar' to the head.:)))))))))))
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