"Airline Barf Bags"......Going Green.....!!!....

Jeez.........I don't know how much longer I can
"PUT THIS OFF"..............



Hey aren't we all our very "OWN"
"BARF BAGS"...........
its just the carrying case thats different.........????Mmmmmm

Alternative uses for Airline "BARF BAGS"...........

of course, as stated below.........makes a really 'nifty' Gin Rummy scorcard

mailing envelope for oddball size pictures

can hold up to 5 conventional rolls of film to be developed

lets see........

TWA Airline's........Barf Bag!!!!!!!! Regulation Red and White.......

Hey" CAPPY"..........IS THAT  YOUR "THAI"............DOGGIE BAG...............clean up your damn mess.......
chrise sakes............

HE MADE ME "SICK".........SO I BROKE HIS HEART.............
THE 'MOTHER OF ALL "DEAR JOHN'S"...........
YEA
I DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE 'JOHN'.............HONEY..........

YEA............I GOT YOUR SMILE RIGHT HERE.....................

I'M ABOUT TO WIPE THAT SMILE RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE.............

IF YOU REALLY DON'T WANT ANYONE TO STEAL YOUR SEAT.............BLOW UP YOUR 'BARF BAG'......AND TWIST TIE..............LAY IT ON YOUR SEAT...............THERE IS A 2000% CHANCE 'NOOOOOO ONE' WILL STEAL YOUR SEAT..........

Pro's and Con's...............Mmmm

"POOP POUREE"..........
SCRATCH AND SNIFF...............
YOU GO FIRST.........
 ........JEEZUS..

 BARF BAGS...........JUST SICKENING...........

What's so Damn Cool about these "Goodie Bags"........???




Depends,

"Old School"............"BARF BAG"

That is "DUCKING FISGUSTING"

BETTER TO" GIVE" THAN TO" RECEIVE........."

Look Ma..........NO HANDS.......

"PHLEGM".........Not even going there................

Your Sorry ASS......................Love means never having to say your SORRY.......right???

                   

Virgin Atlantic...limited Edition........

                    http://www.sicksack.com/pukemedia.htm

http://www.mamud.com/airsicknessbags/logos.htm

 If you want to regurgitate your last meal, you're probably hoping that it is free of leaks......REALLY!!!!!

However, if you're a "bagophile", the absence of leaks is secondary. You're probably more interested in the presence of an airline logo on the bag.

BINGO!!!!!!!

Yep.......and even when there is no 'Logo' per say.......

for instance when I flew to Ottawa in Febuary........I stole the 'Barf Bags' off each of the 4 jets I flew......Yep......quietly slipping those bags from the confines.....of that disgusting seat back pouch thingie at my 12:00 o'clock position.........


where if you make the mistake.....of making eye-contact......all the way to the bottom of that pull out pouch thingie...........you will actually need the said "Barf Bag"......in question.........eshhhh!!!!!!!......

And each of the 4 times I was successful getting the 'Barf Bag' in my grimmy hands.....the fact that I had the "Barf Bag".....at my disposal.............


I couldn't help but.....have the "canary that ate the cat"......smile.....on my face.......and walking off the jet......
knowing I had successfully.....STOLE......one of those....

bio hazard containers.....BUT also praying to god........there wasn't some "Stolen BARF BAG...
E-Ray... 

BAR CODE machine.........with a  Blue siren light thingie that  goes off..................Security.......surrounding me...........telling me to "Drop everything"..........and no body gets hurt......I drop everything...........and all my 'barf bag' contraband  falls to the floor.......Oh the HORROR..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


never mind the "OOZY Gun"......in my underwear.........OMG.......below is a web-link..........that will just make you sick to your stomach............at how many "Barf Bags" are in circulation......and the 'SICK' F*ks that collect them..............LOL........around the globe.........or the land fills......they occupy(wallstreet........yea thats what I think of the 99%ers)...anyway.......please check it out..............

I had problems yesterday with "Blogger".......and my "Barf Bag"Post........and I could not put a lot of whats on this web link.......so you'll have to go look for yourself.........but it's SO WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!.......hey you made it this far...............check out the web link below.........do it for me 'MissTWA.....but more important..................do it for MANKIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........I do hope you enjoyed your visit...............so if you will excuse me..................BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOH JEEZ..