Well folks it has come to my attention.......and it 'pains' me to talk about it....but HEY........it happens to all of us....from time to time......you know the virus below the belt....and stuck in traffic.........or at work.....we all know too well.....how long of a 'Scoot' from say your desk or your car to the heaven that is called a bathroom........GG(no reflection on her)........was kind enough to bring this 'Carrier'(yes pun) to my attention.........while I'LL BE DAMNED.............when in a 9 line bind for the 'BOWL'........no more 'Go Arounds'...or 'Missed approaches'....or even the pesky 'Puddle Jumpers'.......and lets NOT even talk about the 'Crab Maneuver' .....or GOD FORBID.........'Squaring the dog leg' in TIME.....to not miss the newspaper......Jeezus the list goes on ..........so without further Adew.......
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| Ladies and Gents.......the new airline........with a 'catchey' name............. SCOOT AIRLINES......!!!!!!!!! |
now we all know about the 'Scoot'.....when we don't want to soil our pants.....can make a hop, skip and a jump feel like the 900 yard dash.......not to mention raising the lid ...........because the one before you........was KIND enough to delay your DEPOSIT............by a BIG BANG SECOND............!!!
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| Especially after one of these 'Scruptious' looking meals........... in this case, I think the deposit left may VERY WELL BE MORE appetizing ......... |
Some might say...........
JEEZUS JULES.........WHAT GIVES........????!!! ........Hey I'm drumming up business for the UP AND COMING AIRLINE...........LOOK.......
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| check out these yummy 787 gummy's ............ please god .......let this be some 'Imodium'...... because if not......that SCOOT....... IS GOING TO BE THE LONGEST OF MY LIFE..........!!! |
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| Adventurously in Tokyo..... try being adventurous at flight level 350...Mmmmmm |
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| 'DROPPINGS' SEEMS...... TO BE THE THEME........ALRIGHT...............!!! |
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| Waiting around for a 'FLASH' sale......... might just cost ya.............. Ughhhhh |
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| For GOD's Sake......... DON'T LET THIS BE YOUR LEGACY.................... |
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| Hey Mister owner of 'flyScoot.com'....... I am considering that look a WMD....... Dammit........!!!! |
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| Fed Ex...............BEEN THERE DONE THAT......... HEY THEY DON'T 'MESS' AROUND.........YIKES........ |
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| And in the end.......if you can deboard intact....... I'm all about dancing........and celebration....... because a 'Near Miss' is NOT acceptable........in 'FlyScoot.com'........(warm fuzzy feeling).......... |
8 comments:
OMG OMG OMG, JULES!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(*dying)
This post is too much!!!!!!
(*still laughing*)
...oh "the longest scoot of your life!" <--- that quote!!!!
Well.......the sooner we admit there a problem getting to the pot on time.........the more we can BLAZE a trail.........LOL.........
I love your post !!!
Whahahahahahaha, this is so YOU! Never cease to amaze me with your writing style and humor lol!
Scoot sure has a cool livery though!
Holy moly!!...ummm...I don't know what to do to recover from reading this - apart from - to Scoot along!! :) :)
Mark!!!!! Hurry!!!!!!!!!
:)))))
Damn... no more paper!
Thanks Bas Man........and Francois, oh and Mark....just 'Scoot' along now.........LOL
that sh!t is gonna st!ink up the plane....Hey maybe a new sport for the Olympics....forget the 'luge'...try 'scooting'......down hill......and we all know sh!t rolls downhill and damn fast too......ha ha Paul Daniel_____________no more paper......not enough paper....something to maybe having your own roll.......as "Back"UP.......Thank you all for stopping at leaving a comment.......you mean the world to me......Especially when I'm in the mood to 'TALK SOME SH!T'.....♥
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