^J^

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BECAUSE I REALLY MISS TWA AIRLINES!!!

Friday, December 30, 2011

YOUR AN AVIATION GEEK.....IF YOU CONSIDER THIS IMAGE "FIREWORKS".............I JUST TOOK THIS PICTURE WITH MY PHONE....MINUTES AGO.............OH......ONE WAS AT FLIGHTLEVEL 360......OTHER...FLIGHTLEVEL..330!!!!...TAKEN LOUISIANA TIME 21:10......NEW YEARS EVE............^J^

FORGET REAL FIREWORKS.....GIVE ME 'FLIGHTAWARE'...ANY DAY OF THE YEAR........


MOMENTS LATER.............HERE WE GO....PLAYING "TICK-TAC-TOE" AGAIN..........LOL

SOOOOO ARE YOU ADDICTED.........DAHHH !!!!!!!!!


I can't EVEN begin to tell you how "messed up I am when comes to AVIATION.......:)))))))

and by the way......MY WISHES TO EVERYONE HERE...ALL MY FRIENDS....
 FOR A "VERY" HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

please see below web-link....in case your not sure your ADDICTED......LOL


http://aviationhumor.net/you-know-youre-addicted-to-aviation-when/

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

REVISION:...........LET'S PLAY...."NAME THAT AIRLINE TAIL LIVERY........

HERE'S THE ANSWER.................."EURALAIR".(PLUS A PICTURE).........BUT IT'S NO LONGER IN SERVICE....SO MAYBE NOT FAIR FOR THOSE LIVERIES THAT NO LONGER IN SERVICE.....???????? 

Ceased operations: 03Nov03
Homebase: Paris-LeBourget, France
Founded: 2000
ICAO callsign: Euralair Horizons
Prefix IATA: RN / ICAO: EUH
Operations: Passengers

I may be making this too hard.......but I got hold of an Airline site....and these "TAIL LIVERIES"..were there...so .......GOOD LUCK.....

I have what I believe to be the Airline to go with this 'Livery'....ok........lord I hope this doesn't backfire on me........:))))))))))



JUST, AN  AMAZING SKETCH...........!!!!!...^J^



(see below)  "HE HAS TO BE GOOD....TWA WON'T SETTLE FOR LESS"
"DAMN STRAIGHT"
^J^

please see Ad below....
GO ON WITH YOUR BAD...SELF.........:)))))

HE MUST NOT HAVE READ THE
"NO RETURN FOR REFUND"........EVEN WITH A RECEIPT...POLICY......LOL...

READ THIS TEXT(very interesting)..........TO THIS AD......!!!

"GIRL WHO CAN SMILE FOR 5 1/2 HOURS, IS HARD TO FIND....."
OHHHHH MY!!!!!!(only in 1965)



Monday, December 26, 2011

MOVE OVER 'MARINO'.....A "BREE'S" HAS MOVED THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


below...............MY TWO FAVORITE 'SAINTS PLAYER'S............

MY BOY  JIMMY GRAHAM( 6ft....6in's of nothing but 'taking it to the house BadAss!!!!!!!!!....'

AND OF COURSE...."DREW BREES"(PASS MASTER)......

below.......CHECK OUT THE   "FLEUR DE LIS".....ON THE  "SAINTS  HELICOPTER.........."...on the lower left at about the 7 o'clock position...on the heli.....
hey....this pic may qualify for a "totally jacked up pics....:))))



"THE  CAPTAIN  HAS  TURNED  ON  THE  SEATBELT SIGN...........THE  RIDE  AHEAD  MAY  BE  A  LITTLE "RUFF".....ESPECIALLY FOR THE DIRTY BIRDS....:)




WE'RE  GONNA  "STICK IT"  TO THE FALCONS TONITE.........
 


ABOVE...........THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS...................(Thanx again, Ritchie)

Sunday, December 25, 2011

A COLD BUT PEACEFUL CHRISTMAS SUNSET...............

SECOND  PIC  BELOW.............EVEN, FED-EX............JETS CAN FINALLY REST AS WELL, ON THIS CHRISTMAS EVENING............WITH ALL THE LOVELY GIFTS DELIVERED...........!!!!

NOTE...THE SNOW ON TOP OF THE JET ENGINE......WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!

"CHRISTMAS SUNSETS".....ONLY ONE ALLOWED EACH YEAR....MAKE IT COUNT....
CHEERS...
MISSTWA
^J^

ABOVE...."GETJET'S"....FIREPLACE...WITH "POPS"...AND SNOWMEN WATCHING OVER...........WISH...EVERYONE COULD COME OVER FOR A LITTLE CHEER....^J^



Friday, December 23, 2011

SANTA.........................MISSION ACCOMPLISHED..............!!!!!! ^J^

SANTA.....TIME FOR A TOAST......GET YOUR REST......AND THANK YOU!!!

LOUISIANA TIME 23:38.....WELCOME SANTA ....THE ULTIMATE "AVIAITION GEEK.....


Gifts delivered..............SMILES DELIVERED.............23:24 Louisiana time..............


I'LL BE ON WATCH TONITE.............AS WELL....ABOVE THE WEB-LINK TO "NORAD SANTA TRACKER"........HURRY......GET THE COOKIES OUT FOR SANTA..........




LOOK WHAT DAVE W...AND FOGGY ...GOT FROM SANTA's  (UK BRANCH)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............THOSE TWO.......LOL....

APARENTLY THEY'VE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR....!!!!!!

NOBODY ASKED
 ME............ESHHHHHHHHHH:))))))
.......NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT....I COULD THIS SET FOR MYSELF.....AFTER A FEW.........DECKING THE HALLS.........MMmmmm

Monday, December 19, 2011

MISSTWA'S "AVIATION" THEME PARK BLOG .................you may ask yourself............HUH????? I've noticed I can jump around with subjects within a given post, soooooooooo......................think of the posts as rides at a disney world....for instance......some rides(posts)...are ' Scarier'..........than other..........Thus...the , " AM I TOO DAMN SHORT TO RIDE".....sign will abruptly show........your height will be measured......if your not tall enough.......a little pat on the bum and your off to the next ride...................:)))) Some rides(posts)..are ...childish.....so you won't be measured.....(but you will be given a lollipop).......some rides(posts)....may make you cry............then you'll be provided with" Mommies shoulder to cry on" ................:))))))......if the ride(post) is too scary (or riski')......then you can just watch.....:))))..I'm on the kiddy cars............

WHAT THE............. 
  OK  HE'S  NOT SANTA.........AND I DON'T SEE NO 'UGLY ASS WATCH STRAP'..............Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm



FOX NEWS ALERT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     WORD VERIFI.......GOES BI-POLAR...........YOU MAKE THE CALL.....HILARIOUS............

          check this out.............Look what shows up(no pun intended)  on ~g~.."word verification".....before leaving a comment here..........LOL.....

so, should you type it wrong to be right..........or right to be wrong......is it a trick question...word verifi..within the word verifi world.....of onpurposemisspelledwords..................Mmm...who turned on the 'twighlight zone' theme music.............


And don't send the "INNUENDO POLICE"....after me............WORSE things have been posted....or whatever...........oh..............you didn't know...............Santa's took today off...................so this will be up a little longer...........and NOT ONE WORD OUTTA ANY YA...............TO HIM..........:)))
I'll get back to my regularly scheduled Christmas program shortly......but I just had to put this.....between "spell check"..on the Smart phone....YEA RIGHT............spell check will see to it that in a matter of a few sentences...you'd done every dirty deed known to man...........tell me I'm wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!..then word verifi............

  


Well this is just awesome.  I guess it's hard to get lost when as long as you keep heading North, you'll get there no matter what.  Also the only place in the world where the runway is 36/36.




FOR ALL MY FRIENDS HERE.....
'the text'
Here's my Christmas Wish for you,
Speeding through the wintry blue,
May it bring the best of chear...
and usher in a Happy Year!



SEE SHORT VIDEO BELOW.....please...."A fussy impatient puppy dog, but one that Believe's....kinda like the rest of us......:))))




below...a Lovely KLM Ad!!!!!!!!!!




OOOPSIE.......HEY NEVER KNOW.....WORKS FOR HUSBANDS TOO!!!!!!!!!
LOL...(see cartoon):)))



YEA.........HE'S BRINGING HOME THE "PREEZIE'S NOW...ISN'T HE....:))))))
"TOUGH LOVE"....please remember...i'm just joshing here....

                  

  Instrument approach plates for Santa

Saturday, December 17, 2011

VINTAGE CHRISTMAS TWA AIRLINE'S AD..................working on that caption........................see pics below, please..................

LOOK FOGGY....LOOK DAVE.....CHRISTMAS CHEER...THATS ALL YOURS....I THINK THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A 'FUNNY'......in the New Orleans, Time Picayune...this morning....(see below)




HOWS GOOD IS  YOUR "HEALTH INSURANCE"......COVERAGE?????
please see video below pics....

don't cha hit that delete button just yet.....the video is all of 30 seconds long...........and you could learn a lot from several dummies....


LAST YEAR.....MOTHER CRIED...Father thought, Mother was so happy to get a new vacuum cleaner.................................FAST FORWARD...1 YEAR...........FATHER...............TRUST ME........HE'S STILL IN TRACTION.........TRUE STORY......:))))


 THERE'S A SHORTAGE...OF "IRONING BOARD TABLES"............SEEMS THEY'VE BEEN STORED WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...I CAN'T DEVULGE,OF COURSE,..THOSE STORAGE  "BINS"..........:)))))

Friday, December 16, 2011

"CHRISTMAS ROAD RAGE".........A Love Story of sorts.....:))))

I just received this Lovely "Sentimental" Christmas card from a friend.......LOL....I took a picture of it........to post..........we all could use a GOOD LAUGH!!!!.....I just noticed the jet has a "RED NOSE"...just like Rudolph the Red nose............reindeer....;)))))

^J^

Thursday, December 15, 2011

SANTA'S WILL SOON BE ON HIS WAY..................keep in mind......better get all your "Good" behavior in.......because Santa's "FISCAL YEAR" ends soon!!!!!!...........LOL

HEY!!!!!!!....................HOW'D THAT ONE GET IN HERE.....................NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE.............ESHHHHHHHH





nice gloves....see above....then I have the nerve to wonder why I have "black lung"...from all the coal dust....:)




LOOKIE HERE.......TWO OF MY FAVORITE LIVERIES.......................RED/WHITE(hurricane drink&rosey cheeks and beard)......FOR TWA AIRLINE'S..........................


AND BLACK/GOLD(Saint's colors(BLACK/GOLD)...........FOR THE "SUPERBOWL" CHAMPION  SAINTS......
^J^
and here in Louisiana....we have our own reasons for putting U's in spelling......actually it's an extra "EAUX"....pronounced  "O"...........................:))))))))))    ^J^

(side note)         I'm still vacuuming black dust up at my house from all the "coal".....I got last year.....ha ha

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

QUICK..............I NEED A CIRCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....see picture I took below..........^J^



THE PETER SELLER'S VIDEO FROM MY LAST POST......................JUST TOO DAMN  FUNNY...TO LET GO OF IT, JUST YET.............




LOOK.....(BAS...AND FRIENDS)
HERE'S A PIC I TOOK A FEW DAYS AGO..............
SEE I TOLD YA............................."CIRCLE'S DON'T STAND A CHANCE,  WHEN PILOTS ARE PLAYING ""TICK TACK TOE""..........!!!!!!!....:))))



OR COULD IT BE.....SOMEONE SIGNING OFF WITH A ""KISS""(JUST FOR ME............OH HOW LOVELY)
......YA KNOW.......XOXOXO..LIKE IN A LETTER...........
                                 
THAT'S RIGHT............WAIT..........YOU GOT HAVE FRIENDS FOR THAT..............:)))))

Monday, December 12, 2011

'REVAMP'.......Time to Simplfy "MISSTWA".........

           http://youtu.be/oLy2DkJ8xn8

  """"(AHHHHHHHHHHJUSTALIKETAEUROPE...NO....WEEEEE)"""....:)))))  Peter Seller's.....A master of Funny..........love the feaux fake chains around his neck...........so "Rico Suava"...Noooo...


QUICK.........LOOK ABOVE...IN THE "OVERHEAD BIN"...................A  HILARIOUS VIDEO....!!!!!
"EXCUESAAAAAAAAA...."   

 
JUST STEP AWAY FROM THE "DELETE" BUTTON...............AND NOBODY WILL GET HURT..........!!!!!!!!!!!

Please watch .... THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!.........IT'S SO FUNNY.....(how funn.......?)..SO HILARIOUS.....,  YOU ALREADY PEED YOUR PANTS...........
hey, if you didn't laugh at this........perhaps that broom stick should be removed...(just a guess)

back to misstwa's regularly scheduled program.....

HELLO(no more sad...)..........To all my friends............Time to bid good-bye, to 'sad'............and SCREAM....'Happy'...again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....
but before I get rolling here...............I've decided to "revamp".....this little ole blog...........instead of long and winding 'posts'......I am going to just Post ........"SIMPLE..."


old vintage Addvertisements..with my own funny(i hope) Captions...of which you are so Welcome to add your own Captions...to those ads....("Simple enough."..)

pictures( stolen off internet, and/or from my collection......("simple thievery")
points to ponder(Aviation or life related....(my simple opinion)..
Aviation trivia(in case you play "Trivial Pursuit"..anytime soon, and get as a Christmas gift)..you can Thank me later.............:))))))..(no simple questions....with that game....("simple"...NOPE")
Aviation Video's....(course, not mine...my dumb ass doesn't know how to post my own video's.......
Stupid sh!t....(Stupid sh!t....but MY, stupid sh.............) Mmmmmmmm

And of course, "Aviation Related"....and hopefully you enjoy your visits here...........otherwise...'Whats the Point?????'

I want to "SIMPLIFY MY BLOG"...so by keeping  my posts short...is the key..............we all have "Time" issue's....and  can get  overwhelmed ,........and the pressure....we put on ourselves...(my OPINION)...

which is the OPINION,  that matters..RIGHT?????......lalalalala...:)))) (kidding)

Ok.....and of course the dispersing of "PROCESSED SUGAR SNACKs"....will continue.....so before you leave here, always take a snack.....and you'll be up all night...like I am............ha ha.....WATCH OUT THAT HARD CHRISTMAS CANDY.....ROT YOUR TEEFA'S.......


I know I am forgetting something....here....I'll add it later,

bottom line.....is to make your visit as Fun as possible......Now...lets have some Fun..........shall we....

THANK YOU....!!!!!!!!!to everyone who visits.............I am Always so Happy you came by..........:))))

MISSTWA...........

PS..........and thats another thing.................I wish I had the 'Know How'..to make my blog look more professional..............
FAUGETABOUTIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope to see ya soon.............


CHECK OUT THIS OLD VINTAGE TWA AD..............see below...
lets see...............


WOULD RATHER PILOT A LOADED DOWN 747....WITH NO HYDRAULICS....THEN RUN THIS ACCOUNTING MACHINE FROM HELL!!!!!!!

BEATS CARVING OUT "hieroglyphics"......(yea I had to go to "SPELLCHECK"....)

IT'S..... IT'S OWN HANDICAP PARKING PLACE.......
.
DOUBLE'S AS A 'JACKHAMMER'....



OoooK, YOUR TURN to leave a "funny caption"..........(i'm on the lame side tonite....so hurry before i get my 'funny' mojo back...)

(DISCLAIMER:...........I have NO idea what I'm doing...........BUT...I'm Good, at 'NOT KNOWING WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
below...........

Vintage TWA commercials........only thing missing is the 'grey poop..........'poupon'..:))))))