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BECAUSE I REALLY MISS TWA AIRLINES!!!

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

"VINTAGE ADS".....FUNNY CAPTIONS.......(i hope)




WELL WELL WELL........IT AIN'T LOOKING GOOD FOR THE "HOME TEAM"...........
STILL SAYS MY POST DOES "NOT" EXIST....ACCORDING TO MY BLOG(READING LIST THINGIE)
....SLAMMED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

WAIT.........!!!!!!!
IT SAYS......... DEPENDING HOW YOU READ THE 1ST PIC.........
'MISSTWA'  DOESN'T  EXIST!!!!!..
WHAT A DAY, I'M HAVING........;/
......DAVE...AT LEAST YOU GOT TO SEE THE DASH-8 POST!!!
.........LUCKY YOU!!!!.



FOGGY......!!!!!!thats my 'sock monkey' get your own!!!..
LOL............
FOGGY....
DAVE W(if yur still speaking to me:)............
LOOK  WHAT I FOUND YESTERDAY AT THE BOOK STORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!..
IT'S THE JAN/FEB,2012 ISSUE OF 'AIRPORTS OF THE WORLD".....
SEE THE "UK"...AIRPORTS GUIDE??????..
THE SECOND PIC IS RIGHT AT BEGINING OF THE ARTICLE.....
IT HAS INFO ON ALL THE AIRPORTS IN THE UK(includes pics,
 codes,
elevation,
 runways,
 if ILS,
#of terminals,
 hours,
passenger passing thru,
airlines,
who operates,
web link,
general info)

I FIGURE WHILE I'M DOING 'NOTHING AT THE "W".....JUST AS SOON TRY AND HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW...FOR DOING NOTHING.....HA HA...COOL, HUH??




I'm flying to Ottawa next week to visit my Missy G!!!!!!!!!!!....
for our "AAS"....
(Aviation Appreciation Society....North American Branch)convention/AA meeting..LOL

ANYWAY...
so there I am on the internet trying to pick out my seat assignments...........for my flights..............
This diagrahm.....keeps showing up for my choice of seats.............
WTF......
Ahhhhhhh.......I think the green space's may be ALL.......taken...already.....LOL......




Look............here's my caption...........for this 'taxi guidance signs' Ad...

I just Love telling Pilots............
"WHERE" TO GO"!!!







ONLY SOURCE OF "HOT AIR"....BEFORE DAVE W.........WAS BORN.....LOL
(love you..Dave.....oh don't be so damn sensitive..ha ha)






LOOK FOGGY.............!!!!...from your A.A. ad you had on your blog......

FOR THE PASSENGER WHO REFUSES TO TURN THEIR PHONE OFF............

'HOWS THAT RECEPTION WORKING FOR YA.....  NOW????(not my best work)

41 comments:

Foggy said...

Nah, "slides" are for kids! For those that "won't"... aircraft stops; door 1L opens; "push"'; door 1L closes; aircraft goes... easy!! ;))

Foggy said...

... and if it's from the top deck of an A380 - that's if the wing rib foot cracks have been fixed...

"How's your "flight" going now... Sir!?"

getjets said...

Damn FOGGY.............THAT'LL WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!...

OK........WASN'T THE
'TAXI GUIDANCE' ONE FUNNY?????????

.......DON'T MAKE ME BEG...........LOL!!

Giulia said...

Oh...you guys!!!

:))

And what's with the two word verification thingy???

Ugh...

getjets said...

Hey Missy G............!!!!

2 word verfi.......????....
I gotta prove I'm a dumbASS......twice?????
.....:))))))

Oh before I forget............Foggy.....Missy G.......did ya'll see that
"CAT III Approach"......commented post before last, I believe?????????

go look see........!!
He commented on the Boeing
'etch-a-sketch'
......post.......here.....

So nice to hear from him!!!!!!!!

which leads me to this......
CAT III....commented he had flown through the snow storm.....that had moved East of recent..
...in a "BRAND NEW"
..."DASH-8 400 Series"
.........jet......

SOOOOOO


so, I put together a
NEW" post just on the "DASH-8" this morning........
Everything...,
'pictures'.....'specs'...'history'


..........the whole 9 yards...........

GUESS WHAT..........???
THE EFFIN POST DISSAPEARED........SOME KIND OF WAY........IT WAS DELETED......!!!!!!!!!!

GOD.......YOU TALK ABOUT "PEEEED OFF I COULD NOT EVEN SEE STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!

.........I'm still too damn Traumatized to even attempt it again......!!!!!!!

CAT III.......MY INTENTIONS WERE SO GOOD........!!!!!..Ughhh;(((((

so until I can regroup.........I just ending up putting this post together after.......

istanbul airside said...

I just Love telling Pilots............
"WHERE" TO GO"!!!

Hello friends!
May I join you?

getjets said...

OH YES...............METIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOUT DAMN TIME............LOL

getjets said...

SO GLAD YOUR BACK........!!
AND HOPE YOUR VACATION WAS GOOD!!!!!!!
WE SURELY HAVE MISSED YOU FRIEND!!!!!!!!!

Giulia said...

Julie, I saw that post, read it, and was going to comment on it later. In an hour it was gone!

I figured you did that!

CAT III responded? I gotta see...so nice to see familiar names. :))
On another blog I saw YYC dispatcher and Andrew. I hope they are well.
And Nadia wonder about her baby...

Anyway...Jules, when you have time, find that post you lost.

:))))

Giulia said...

And welcome back, Metin!!! :)))

Foggy said...

yes ^J^ - telling the pilot where to go is a good one.

One of the QFIs @ Cranditz complained about a "lumpy" ejection seat PSP cushion. Asked for a replacement. I gave him a choice:

1. Sure, we'll get the aircraft in the hangar; ejection seat safety pins, etc.; remove the lumpy cushion and take it to the safety equip shop for exchange; get the replacement; back to hangar; fit replacement, then "Vital" checks followed by full "Ejection Seat Independent" checks; seat pins; tow aircraft back to line...

About 2 hours... Sir! or

2. Go away, take it as it is!

He took it as it was!!

Wondered what had happened to the DHC-8 post - "Wheel must have come off!"

Welcome back Metin! ;)

One word veri for this simple Yorkshireman... :O)

Foggy said...

... And the seating plan - when I checked in for my trip to EHEH my allocated seat was on the wing!! Bloomin' drafty that was!! LOL

getjets said...

I didn't Delete........the 'DASH-8'
post...
.......I pulled it up.......to add something........and POOF..........GONE!!!!!!!

I SPENT AT LEAST 2 HOURS...OF A "NON-PRODUCTIVE".. WORK DAY...........LOL...........

..SH!T.........I DON'T EVEN HAVE 'NOTHING TO SHOW'..FOR 'NOTHING TO SHOW'........TODAY........for work.......
The whole post is GONE.............!!!!

I'm mad all over again..........!

ok....breath Jules...

Yes, it is Good to see older familiar faces........as well...
We Miss them all......!

But without a doubt..........I also.....just Love All my visitors........even the 'sneeks'..........Ha Ha...KIDDING.....!


and Nadia..although I never really got to know her.....I wonder, and hope all is well with her and baby!!!

getjets said...

Foggy say:
"One of the QFIs @ Cranditz complained about a "lumpy" ejection seat PSP cushion. Asked for a replacement. I gave him a choice:"

Should have
removed the 'safety pin' thingie.......
handed to him...........and replaced the seat cusion with the Business End of "Mount Everest"
.....oh and Have a Nice ;)!!


Bloomin' drafty that was!! LOL
Phew......you 'stank'........!!!!

Giulia said...

Why do I get two word verifications?!?! Argh!!!

Anyway, I laughed when I saw where you are sitting!!!

Poor you! At least it will prepare you for the annoying person you will be visiting... :)))

getjets said...

~g~...
"2" word verification
..........HUH???
thats my 'SAT' score???

Nothing Annoying about my gg!!!!!!!!!!!

Giulia said...

so weird...I have to prove I am not a robot by typing 2 words....


AM I THE ONLY ONE??? Maybe THEY THINK I am a robot?!?!?

Word verification: "contents. ulency"

:(

...but...but...really, I am not a robot.

Gawd, this sure discourages me from commenting....maybe that's a good thing. :(

getjets said...

gg.......I've had to type 2 words verif's....for several blogs.......Ritchie is one of them...........
don't ever stop with the comments.......!!!

Bas said...

Hey Metin, Wb!
You better keep telling pilots where to go haha!

So what's with this awfully hard word verification thing? Two words, barely readable sometimes! Looks like someone has been spilling ink on my first word...

Epic ads though, I've never really seen ads for airport or airplane equipment! ( I remember you added one a couple of weeks ago in a post)

Maybe this word verification thing is for Edwin? He studies Robotics right...!? Just a thought!?

Everyone take care!

Bas

Foggy said...

"Sock Monkey" - WTF?? and that is not the "WikiLeaks Task Force"! Pass the "Barf-Bag"... Please?

"Airports" mag... Yes, seen it in the local library... "shock and awe"!! the local library still getting decent reading material in for the benefit of local taxpayers! Beats "Sock Monthly Monthly"!!

Foggy said...

...or even "Sock Monkey Monthly"!!!

getjets said...

Bas Man...........Hey there!!!!!!!
I know......just below....I have my 2 word verfi......staring me straight in the face.......
I have to type in.....

'dipani striking'(should I duck???)


WTF.......and ink spilt everywhere here too.........!!!

Hey Edwin........."COME CLEAN THIS DAMN MESS UP".........LOL

GLAD YOU LIKE THE ADS........!!!


SO WILD THAT THEY ACTUALLY ADVERTISED FOR
"SLIDE SHOOTS".......OOOOOOK....YA KNOW...???
where's the "slide shoot"...catalog...lol

WELL FOR WHEN WE HAVE TO EVACUATE.....BLAH BLAH BLAH...Mmmm

You take Care........toooooo

getjets said...

FOGGY.........LOLOLOL
YOU CAN'T HAVE MY SOCK MONKEY.......!!
he does look a
little "Dazed and confused"...well he should have thought about that before hanging out with me........:))))))))

maybe a new 'forum'.......on Bas's..........site.......
'THE SOCK MONKEY FORUM'......

OR SOCK "MONKEY ARILINES".........

OMG.......I HAVE GOT TO GET SOME WORK DONE...........I'M SICK IN THE HEAD.........LOL

Foggy...did you say BARF BAGS?????
there will be a post....on that very subject.......sometime in the future.......by me........
Course they'll be new ones...and not used.........Eshhhhhh

Have a Great Day.....Foggster!!!!!...had breakfast yet.......;)))

getjets said...

If anyone has the time.........I posted a "mystery Tail".....on Bas's forum........
Later.........

Dave W said...

Hey Guys and Gals!

Just checkin in to see what stick Jules is pokin us Brits with today! :)

I know apologies are never necessary but I am working (yeah, you remember that "W" thing J??) extremely hard to be ready to fly off to the wide blue yonder on Sunday (Woohoo!) so apologies for not joining in much this week!

In all my excitement I could not forget the most momentus event - the inaugural meeting of the North American AASes! - looking forward to piccies in one form or another

How long are you visiting for Jules?? Only the clean up team will need to know when it is safe to enter!! LOL!

All the best

Dave from the UK

PS - I got words and number veri - not good when on the second glass of vino-collapso!! :))

Giulia said...

Dave, I am envious of your upcoming trip. I know, I know...I had my turn in December but I'm greedy...I want to be near a beach again.

Take pics for us and I promise to show you pics of Jules 3 day trip.

And you had better get in the flightdeck. :)))

I wanna see you sitting in the left seat, with a big ol grin!

All the best to you and L on your trip! xo

istanbul airside said...

Thanks Julie, Giulia, Bas, Foggy, Dave..
It's Good to be at home, bad to be at work:)
Returned to tell pilots where to go.
After Julie's label for that ad, i felt like a taxiway sign :)

Dave W said...

Hey Jules,

Thanks for the Dash-8 post - it can actually be viewed via Google Reader (when I go to my Blogger Dashboard, select your blog and click "View in Google Reader" it appears - hope this helps and allows some people to see the hard work you put in.....all is not lost!

I love the Dash-8, where Foggy and I live we are close to Southampton Airport (EGHI) which is a hub for Flybe which operates them so I see several a day depending on which runway or holding pattern is in use!

All the best!

Dave (about to leave for his last day of "W" for 2 1/2 weeks!) from the UK

CAT III APPROACH said...

Hello all!

Love the pic with the seat selections....SO TRUE!!! ugh.....

LOL about the Dash....some say one of the most resilient planes to fly in bad weather....I'd have to agree....their short take off distances are nothing short of amazing with full loads....they throw you back in the seat when pitched hard for take off.

LMAO Foggy about the wing rib cracking! Can we say OOPS.... lets just hope the fix remedies the issue. With a monster like that stress cracking is never good, especially so early in the cycles.

Looking forward to the ghost of the Dash reappearance!! LOL...

Safe flying,

CAT III Approach

getjets said...

Oh Dave.........you love when I poke ya......!!!!...LOL...or just depends on the size of the stick.....Kidding.....Mmmmm

Have a Great Trip.........!!
And, like I said....Want pics of the million dollar tan.....you'll have when you come back........:)))))))

Yes Yes, I leave for Ottawa........Thursday...So looking forward to meeting Miss Giulia.....and her family......we gonna kick back and chill.......and do the
"AAS...UK BRANCH"....PROUD!!!!!

up for 3 days...flying out of New Orleans Thursday.......layover in Newark....maybe I'll get to see some BIG JETS!!!!!!......too

Take Care Dave.......and Stay Safe!!!!!!!

getjets said...

LOL....Metin...."good to be home.......bad to be back at work".........:))))
ya know sometimes...taking a vaca.....esspecially if a long one...
just ....isn't worth it
.....to have to deal with the 'post vaca blues'.....:)))))
Nah......
As long as you had a good time!!!!


I too, know week after next....:)))

Metin..one thing you are "NOT".......
is a taxi way sign.......!!!
but..you DO....have to tell Pilots where to go!!!!!!!..lol.....

We're glad Your Back!!!!!!!!

getjets said...

THANKS DAVE!!!!!!!!........ALL IS NOT LOST AFTER ALL.......:)))))))

I'M GONNA GO CHECK OUT MY OWN POST...........YOU SURE DO COME IN HANDY!!!!!

It's TOUGH BEING A 'DUMBASS'....BUT I'M SO GOOD AT IT........;/

GREAT TRIP....!!!

JULES....HAVING A
'NON-W'..DAY...........HA HA

Foggy said...

You're having trouble with posts...

I can't even respond with a comment to a comment on my own blog!!!

"word veri"

habits Theyigh

'nuff sed!!

Dave W said...

Soooo Foggy, you tested the Jura single malt whishky and now your blogs gone all screwy??

Coincidence? I think not!! LOL!!!!

Foggy said...

Looks that way Dave!!! Seem to be able to post comments here OK, but not able to post a comment on Graig R's blog, or mine!!! WTF!!!???

getjets said...

FOGGY..........WHAT THE HELL IS UP.........???......WITH THE BLOGS.......I THINK I WAS ABLE TO COMMENT ON YOURS......(pending your app'vl)...and did NOT have to type the 'word verif'.....thingie??????

I CAN'T LOSE FRIENDS...IF I CAN'T GET THROUGH......LOL........

Foggy said...

^J^ - I've turned OFF the word veri thingy. All comments still moderated, Just I cannot respond to on of your comments!!!!

Foggy said...

^J^ - Just checked again... you posted six comments between 11.47 Central and about 12.05? They are all there... or seem to be!!! NOT LOL!!!

getjets said...

JEEZ.........FOGGY DID YA HAVE TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD...........HOW MANY.......LOL

Paul [Daniel] Asuncion, FTFD said...

Robots make important contributions. For e.g., they work in factories, building our cars. With no pay, no benefits or pensions.
___

It's easy to imagine a lonely robot sitting at its computer on a Friday night. Entertaining itself reading blogs. It thinks of a comment, and begins to type. But, then it sees those hurtful words:

PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT

Foggy said...

"...JEEZ.........FOGGY DID YA HAVE TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD...........HOW MANY.......LOL..."

What??? Not the WHOLE World???? Oh, f***!!