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Saturday, March 10, 2012

DAVE ..WFT...........!!!!!!!! "MAYDAY ADDENDUM" TO THE AMENDED.....YOU SEE SOME CRAZY SH!T ON TV !!!!!!!!!!!!..............It's Bring "Your Favorite Air Traffic Controller"...to work day!!!!!!!!!!!!

You see some "Crazy Sh!t on TV Late Late when ya can't sleep........!!!


 Check out this "InFommercial".......I caught just after 3am......this morning....


Guess, DAVE.......making the most of his Butterball TAN.........and to help deal with those 'pesky' "POSTpartum vaca blues"

Yea......Dave.......just finished a 2 week 'tour of Duty' in the Maldive's......so... 


before the tan fades.......Dave W..


(of AAS UK branch fame)......
is now selling "United Airlines" vacation packages..........
late late at night........Oh Dave........
like you said......call within 10 minutes...


I got 2 vaca pckgs........seperate shipping and handling........chrgs apply..

Mmmmm
does that mean I'll be in the 'Cargo hold'...for the second  vaca????


DAVE................YOUR A NATURAL AT THIS...!!!!!




(jeez i'm in trouble...the "PINE BOX" company just called wanted to know how tall I am.....;)!!!!!!!!!!
not to mention I'm in the unemployment line....kidding?....;))






For Metin..............:)


Dammit Giulia............!!!!
tell that Damn... "America West Pilot"
 to "Line His Ass up and WAIT............"


and get on the Red Phone..............I forgot to order extra pepperoni's on our pizza's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




and BTW...........
What the Hell is up with those
 "2 sizes" Too small
 "Sansabelt Slacks"............???
trying to impress me.............LOL...

not to EVEN,
  mention that old "faux leather  rawhide..............belt thingie..........!!!!
Looks like an old Wrist Watch Strap!!!!!!!!!!
oh, I'm in trouble now..........WHAT A WAY TO GO....;)))))))))


34 comments:

Istanbul Airside said...

Great post to make me lol after a busy day in tower!:)
Do you use "the red phone" to order pizzas in U.S.?:)
you two are looking perfect in that picture!
This job seems funny!:))
Thank you J

Giulia said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!

I am dying right now!! That picture of us is so funny! We absolutely HAD to take this picture for you, Metin!!!

:)))

*crying of laughter*

Foggy said...

"AirFrance Non, Non, Non... are you an A330 or an A340?

"Emm Ess Wye centerrrrrr, weee RRRR zee Aye SSreee Forrteee!!... Hmmphh!"

"AirFrance Non, Non, Non... then please get the other two engines lit up and get the phefferoni outa my phefferoni airspace... call Atlanta Centre, 124.45, to get cussed at by them...!!"

Mine's a "Four cheese, thin 'n' crispy... xtra cheese 'n' herbs... :))

Giulia said...

LOL!!!! :))))

Dave W said...

I had such a chuckle when I saw this!!!

You are TOOOO funny Girl!! :)

While you're there, order an extra meaty for me will ya?

getjets said...

Metin............when Missy G and I were at the Aviation Museum..........and we saw this display........
we looked at each other and said......."We have got to take this picture for Metin"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It make you LOL.........Mission Accomplished!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!

getjets said...

Missy G............WE HAVE NO SHAME.........!!!!!lol

........WHAT AN AWESOME DAY THAT WAS......THAT FRIDAY......DURING THE BLIZZARD..........!!!!!!

getjets said...

Heard that ~GG~.....Sh!t I forgot .......

I got a 5 cent's off coupon........
GET.... Foggy's "Four cheese, thin 'n' crispy... xtra cheese 'n' herbs... :)).....

STAT!!!!!!!!!

getjets said...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
PAN PAN PAN................


AN "EXTRA MEATY" FOR DAVE........OH MY!!!!!!!!!

AND No "achovies".........!!!!!

what the hell are "achovies"..anyway.........
fishy thingies?????


I'm not eating anything that can make eye contact back at me....................eshhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

ever had a Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza..........no joke thats Good!!!
Gotta go.........l

Hope everyone's Weekend is good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bye bye......

I'm Stauuuuuuuuuving!!!!!!!!!

Foggy said...

"...Canadian Bacon AND Pineapple..." I JUST COULD BE TEMPTED!!

Giulia said...

*Laughing out loud!!!*

What a b!tch! And I mean it in the most loving way! :))

You like the slacks, don't you? Ha ha ha...You like how I pulled them up so high too?

*crying*

I'm not going to even touch the leather belt comment! You are too much! :)))

Good times, Jules. Remember the line up of kids waiting to take pics in this thing? We were so mean.........

getjets said...

Foggy Say..........

"...Canadian Bacon AND Pineapple..." I JUST COULD BE TEMPTED!!"""

Jules.......say...."I could NOT Possibly Comment!!!!".....

or shrimp and crab meat with pinapple is very good too!!!

again......Can't Comment............LOL

getjets said...

Thats MZ B!TCH........LOL!!

I know you'd be fixing to bop me up side my head with that 400 pound phone thingie......in yo hand.............LOL......

especially after my last comment....!!
but for instant gratification purposes.....I was willing to take the chance.........
and yes..........those poor kiddies........waiting for their turn..........OH LORD......

getjets said...

Metin..........!!!
Why isn't your Avatar showing here...........????
Ugh.....:((((

istanbul airside said...

When I first saw the picture, i thought it's a software created picture, photoshop, -or freehand - another wonderful product of Julie :)
But after you told me, i looked again and realised that your faces and those holes, both real !:)
Thank you Julie and Giulia!
For thinking of me on the other side of the world,
and for joining that kids que for taking the picture :)
I wonder, were there any other adults in that que?:)

And here is my missing avatar Julie:)

Giulia said...

:))))

getjets said...

Metin with Avatar in tow.........
MUCH BETTER!!!

Yes..that was a "DISPLAY" at the Avia museum..........I only wish I could draw....,
but if you ever need a "stickman"...give me a ring....HA HA


As far as other kids....in line waiting to put their delightful heads in those holes.........

GG and I pretty much pushed them out of the way..........LOL...KIDDING!!!
Our big-ass heads almost didn't fit those holes...gg.......:)))))))

Bas said...

Hahahaha LOL! Giulia, you look awesome in that suit xD Almost business man like with that phone in your hand xD.

Nice one Julie! So does this red phone give you the ability to order some steak too?

I'm st...... :)

Bas

Giulia said...

You like the outfit, don't ya, Bas.

They do seem a little tight though...what is that all about?!

I hope Jules isn't saying my a## got bigger.

Ahem!!!

Hello? Hello? Oh wrong number.

capnaux said...

So THAT'S why I had to sit on the runway in MSY for 20' before being cleared for takin' off...

And I didn't even get a friggin' SLICE!!!

capnaux said...

PS--Did you hear about the drunk driver in PHL last week who broke onto the airport and drove down the runway, stopping all air traffic?!

I imagine he's not enjoying his experiences these days...

capnaux said...

PPS--AWESOME pic, girls!

G, I'd trust you to vector me. Miss T, uh...
just don't make me do loops!

j/k!

getjets said...

LOL.....Bas!!!!!!!!!
I think Missy G is really making quite a
'fashion statement!!........Mmmmmmm

and.....is fixing to bop me good....
G...if your a## is getting bigger.....then......mine needs it's own damn "hanger"....eshhhh!!!

Hell Yea.....Bas lets order out.......
.....STEAK..and EGGS!!!!!!!

I'm Stauuuuuuuuving Too........;)))))

Giulia said...

See, Jules, Capn E trusts me to victor vector him... *sticks tongue out at Jules*

And that's WITH the super tight sansabelt pants that cut off the blood flow to my brain!

He didn't get food? JULES? JULES?
Get the man a damn cookie, will ya?

*laughing*

Dave W said...

Here's

the other end of the crazy crew's conversation......

:)

Giulia said...

Perfect timing, Dave!

LOL!!!

getjets said...

Oh Capt'n..........LOL....

you lucky it was only 20 min's........just like Domino's........30 min or less..................

on your return to the MSY........plenty of Pizza for the Capt'n..... after having done many "loopdiloops".....Of Course!!!

GG,.......... 'Vector' our Capt'n..in...... Proper like.........please.......

No...I didn't hear about the "Dipsh!t!!!.........driving drunk........at the PHL............on airport grounds.....
I hope he's sitting in the jail.......with a big Ole............
AC DC......fella............just to his 12 O'clock hour
....OH MY!!!!!!!

getjets said...

"Get the Man a Damn Cookie"

................"Laughing"........

choking off the blood to the brain.......HA HA.......

you don't EVEN want to know where I thought the brain was/is........
and
NO..... this not a 'softporn' site.........OMG


@ DAVE...........
Roger Roger That!!!!!!!

I forgot how "Funny"...... that Damn movie is......and
that my "BELOVED"......
TWA Airline's!!!!!!!!

Thank You!!
Thank You!!
Roger Wilco Good Buddy!!!!!!!!

how nice of you....

and I know it's Time for a new Post............BUT....
having a bit of a "HARD"...(eshhh)
time parting with this "POST"..........
and those "SANSEBELT"......SLACKS...........;)))))))

Giulia said...

Jules,

Ha ha ha...like the new avatar! Rescue this lady, will ya?

She needs help!

If you don't be hurry up with a new post, I am gonna put up pics on Bas's forum!

getjets said...

THERE ..(HMMMMPHH)!!!

HERE'S YOUR POST(addendum).............

LITTLE MISSY WITH THOSE

"TOUCH AND GO" SANSEBELTS.........SLACKS.........

LOL

Giulia said...

Ha ha ha...touch n go pants!

B!tch. xox

Dave W said...

LOLOL!

I wish I had that much hair!!! (on my head)

You forgot to include the number to call:

1-800-KissMyA$$!!

:)

ps - you got my colour just right!

Giulia said...

LOL! Great phone number too! Easy to remember!
:)))

Is no one off limits, woman???

getjets said...

1-800-KissMyA$$

Hi Dave.........PHEW!!!!!
glad you not mad.....like it would have made a difference....Mmm


what do you mean..."(on my head)"??
never mind.. ;/

(I'm shameless..I know!!!!

Mmmmm..yea I saw that 1-800 #, also saw the backup ph#

1-800-comeoniwannaleiya...!!!
;)))(luv it)


Yea 'Woman'... there's no 'Disputing', the fact that I'm going Straight to friggin "HELL" for this one..........

whats in 'Dispute' is the size of the Rock that'll be tied around my neck going down!!!!!!!

not to mention how long the line is.......to tie the damn rock......


OH MY!!!

i probably should get some 'W'
done now...........
Jules....backing out da dough......