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Saturday, August 18, 2012

"Maintenance"........Another 'Mystery'....Pin....♦....More(tacky.... 'Injest testing'.....♠"Mystery" Wing pin solved(Thanks 'Ritchie'.).......♠"HILARIOUS"...."Toy" Jet engine(Injest tests)....MissTWA's runs her own "Injest tests".........♠






Says........"Thai International Maintenance Staff"...
I say.........."Amazing"(1960's).......!!!



Mystery.........????




What a "Lovely".......
"Aeroflot Airline's" 
 F/A Pin....!!!!!
'Thanks Richie'....for finding, who wore it...
It's so 'different' and 'Classy'.......♠

OMG.......Please "TRUST".......ME ON THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!
For all you "Mechanic's out there,  perhaps as kids.....you were first to fix the neighbors
 'lawn mower'.......and also....for all the "Kids"...at heart....any one who loves the look, sound , and all the power......that comes along with "Jet Engines".....!!!

This Video.......titled....."AirFix jet engine & Secret hidden feature......certification.."
Now it is 20 minutes long.......
I know, kinda pushing it.......thats what I thought
 when Dave W....sent it to me..........but once I started watching......OMG......
its so Damn "Hysterical".......the time will...'Fly' (YESS PUN).....watching ........I Swear......!!!!
The Video uses 'Lego' type toys for the various "INJEST TESTS".....that all Real world
'Jet Engines' have to go through.......
Now below is the 'text'.....that the man in this video ....'narrates'...Please turn the volume up......because he comes up with some hilarious "Quips".....you Don't want to miss.....
as the toy engine is being ........."Injest tested"..........Trust me.........on this one........
You can Thank me later.......!!!!
below his opening explanation of the video........♠
Curiosity killed the 'cat' and this is why I purchased the "Airfix Jet Engine light 'n' sound kit (A20005) which is a part of the "Engineering series by the 'Airfix  company...
In my review I spice it up by simulating some of the extreme tests, real jet engines are put through before they can be "Certified".....
'Chicken injection'
'Foreign objects'
'hail'
'explosive blade off tests'
Can a "Lego Ninjago minifigure survive a fight with this "TOY" jet...?????
Now..'Airfix says....With spinning turbo fans and a variable thrust control, this is a brilliant way to understand the working features of a Jet Engine.......!!!
With over 50 parts,.....this is a "Fun" and "Interesting model to build...
Butttttt.........
In  my video, I came across a number of 'Core' problems and found myself re-engineering this 'lovely looking model to ACTUALLY WORK........!
I have included a specail 'Hidden" feature covering many questions about the old
"Backyard" jet engine, Karl and I made back in the 1980's......
I dust it off and remember all the fun and "Danger".........of being a teenager again....
the Video.......is ready to be watched.....Just click on it.....for 20 minutes of fun, laugher....and may even Learn a thing or two........♠




I HOPE, you Enjoyed the video.........!!!!
You have to admit.......pretty damn funny..........!!
NOW........Below are a few of MissTWA's own ,
"INJEST TEST's.....
that may bring a 'Smile' to your face.......at least I 'Hope' so.......!!!
and Please Remember this is all in "FUN"......and my personal "Injest Tests"...........are for "Entertainment purposes only"..............



Here is the "Toy Jet Engine"....that was featured in the video.............♠


(Cotton Candy..........Injest.....test)
Look.......
it's time to go to the "Jet Engine Theme park".......
Are you "Tall" enough.....to ride......it may get 'Sticky'....
;/



Love these "Vintage".....Ads......





"Romania".......
Small Country, Great People.........♠



How "Original"......'Cuff Links".........♠







 




How many "Ugly Ass" purses will it take to shut this Puppy down....?????
Plus earlier in the day.....
was the Doodling contest for the Kiddies.............
Family affair........I'm feeling all 'warm and fuzzy'........♠.


How many "Stewardess's....will it take to clog this
 "Pratt & Whitney"......up
with all that nasty Sticky
"WHITE RAIN"...HAIR SPRAY..........??
Say, honey.....give me that damn "Pill Box"...hat and those snazzy boots............
You won't be needing them anymore...........♠



Here we have the
 "IF I CAN'T HAVE THAT DAMN  'PILL BOX' ..........HAT,
NO ONE WILL HAVE  IT.......
BEING "STINGY".......CAN COST YA.................Mmmm


Hey......Lets "SPOOL".........this puppy up........!!!!
"RECYCLING"..........was never this much fun.............




Here we have the
"DIDN'T  BOTHER TO READ THE SIGN"....
'Injest Test'........
you guessed it>>>>.....MissTWA and Missy GG......
Sat their Butts down,
 when the sign said..........
"NO SITTING ON THE "ENGINE COWLING"........
They weren't A kidding when it said
 "Heads would Roll"......
and it pretty much went down hill from there............OMG..♠






Get a Real JOB.......You Bum..........!!!
I got your 'Post Tramatic Stress syndrome......right here.......!!






I Can't stand it........!!!!!!.
I got to know......How many "BOOB JOBS"......
WOULD IT TAKE TO,
 "SEIZE" UP YOUR 'GARDEN VARIETY'......JET ENGINE......???.
YIKES........??????
PLEASE DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M
 "TACKY"......!!!.....
Hey the Box says
"Ladies need a bit of a "LIFT".....
Well, so does the Jet.......
Looks like a 'WIN'.....'WIN'......to me....
and in case your wondering........
the answer is "NO".........♠


Too Damn Skinny ............Injest Test...........♠

"Hai Guise......whats going on..........??"
HELL IF I KNOW...........!!!

I wonder if Donald W. Douglas, Jr.........
shown
here in this old ad..
is of the "McDonnell Douglas", lineage...
aircraft manufature plant that was in St. Louis.......???




See.........
Jet Engine's can be  "Glamorous"..............
 
DAMMIT..........DAVE...........
Wake the Hell up........!!!.
I'm not doing this for my "Health".............;)))
Grrrrrrrrrr...




I knew it........................!!!!!!
'SIZE MATTERS'............!!!!






"She Strives"...........♠





Our  Hero............
Waiting in the "Wings"........so to speak.....
"Sleep" Darling soldier........♥
 

8 comments:

Giulia said...

Julie!!!

Thanks for putting this post together...twice! When I get home, I'll watch the video completely but saw a bit and it is funny!

Your special "MissTWA" photos and comments always make me laugh. Love the "injest" tests!

Miss you (and everyone else)! Just gone a week and I feel outta the loop. ((HUGS)) and talk soon.

Love to everyone!

GG

getjets said...

Thank you GG......the video....is the "Kicker"...for those who love the "Mechanics" of Aviation..........I still find it Absolutely "AMAZING"...........with so many parts, how those Jet engines.........run so perfectly....!!!!!!
and of course, my 'Silly Azz'.....can surely find other uses........for "WAKE TURBULENCE".......Thank you darling for your visit.......
Have a Wonderful Sunday......!!

Bas said...

LOL!

This is epic! That's one hell of a cool thingy! Might have to buy this haha. (Teenager, well...what can I say :P)

Love this, going to watch it further now! I'll let ya know hehe, nice find!

Bas

getjets said...

Hey GG.....please don't ever consider yourelf 'out of the loop'.......this is your home as well....!!!.....I hope you and your family had a great time.....!!!!.....I am always thrilled when you come visit....and 'Make yourself at home'....as with anyone, who stops for a visit.....Just bring your "Smiles".......I'll try and earn them.....Course...Usually, at someone else's expense.....OHHHHHHHHH..could never name 'names'.....huh Dave...or the 'Cap'....Ohhhhh..oopsie

Have a Great week....Missy G.....♦

Craig R said...

Hiya kiddo,

Mystery solved - the pin is a flight attendant's pin from Aeroflot Airlines.

:-)

getjets said...

Hey Bas Man......I knew you would get such a kick out of this video.....!!!!!
.....Dave found it.....!!

Hey
"Jet Engine's for dummbies..."
Works for me.....because I'm clueless.....I see all those parts,....and think .."Sure looks like a lot of 'sh!t can go wrong....!!??
BRAVO.!!!
..Pure "Genious"...to take a concept.....and make it "Work".....the vision they have......!!!!
Bas, I can see you one day, perhaps.....being that "Engineer"......!!!
"Skies the Limit".......
Have a Great week..."Comrade".......♣

getjets said...

OH WOW.....Ritchie......
Thanks so much for finding our 'Mystery pin'....and what it represents......

"Aeroflot Airlines"....!!
I may have to do a little investigating......bet those "Flight Attendants"....uniforms were Classy....and had a
"PILL BOX"......hat.....I would 'DIE' for.....HA....;)))))

Have a Great week....Ritchie and Thanx again.....!!!
'Kiddo' signing off........;)

capnaux said...

Ah! I see when you lost your post, you lost my comments, lol! Great vid--still have yet to watch the rest but it's great!

Mystery pin: Soyuz Soviet mission, rendezvous with our orbiter!

Great "adds" to the "new improved," too!!!