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| 'SUNRISE'.........over Iran................LOVELY!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| An A-380 ......SUPAAAAAAA.....!!!!!!!............passing just 1000 ft about Captain Amir's flight druing the week........Very close INDEED!!!!!.......LOVE THE 4 DISTINCT CONTRAILS...........THANK YOU CAPTAIN FOR SHARING YOUR PICTURES WITH MISSTWA.........!!!! |
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| Beautiful Sun peeking out, the clouds over Iran..................♠ |
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| Cappy's............'Alter'............♥ |
AT THE 2 MIN 23 SEC...PART WHEN 'BOSTON JOHN' SAYS.....'Mocha Hagotdi"..,,,!!!!
Mocha Hagotdi:An acronym meaning "Make Our Customers Happy and Have a Good Time Doing It", a company slogan used by Massachusetts air carrier Cape Air. It has also gained popularity as a phrase used by many airline pilots and Air Traffic Controllers (ATC), particularly "Boston John", an ATC based at Boston Logan Airport (KBOS).
Got this email from GG yesterday....!!!!
.....PLEASE CLICK THE 'LINK' BELOW FOR ALL THE GORY DETAILS......
...WHAT A PICTURE!!!!!!!.........I WISH I COULD BLOW THE DAMN THING UP.......TO THE SIZE OF 'FRISCO'............LOL.........
https://twitter.com/Cmdr_Hadfield
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| OMG..........CHECK THIS OUT..... FROM GG....!!!.. "MORNING JET TRAFFIC """"OVER"""" SAN FRANSICO......!!!!!!! FROM THE SPACE STATION!!!!.......♥.. |
EVERYONE HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND.........AND THANK YOU, FOR MY BIRTHDAY WISHES.........REALLY......THANK YOU..........♥
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| LoOk at one of my...Pals....(Mr CloudDancer) put on my F/B page this week........OMG.....this is so NOT gonna be eaten.......Thank you again Mr. CloudDancer......♥ |
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| 'HOLY GRAIL'...........♥ |
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| 'Second Runner Up'.........♥ |
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| GG.........Thank you for finding this 'Pic'ie' for me....last year.....♥...very similar.......to mine...except it's 'INTACT'........OMG |
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| GOOD OLE DAYS............!! well at least these gals....can 'BREATH'.....UGHHHH..!!!!......♥ |
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| A 'Lovely' for Ritchie......he 'Loves' Paris....!!! ..SEE THE 'CONTRAILS'.....♥ |
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| ONE OF THESE DAYS....I'LL BE SPORTING.....THAT DAMN 'PILLBOX'............GRRRRR.....!!!!! |
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| GG, During her "Day in Aviation history" last year in Ottawa.........!!.... She is sporting one huge ass 'Shit eating' Grin.............!!!!. |
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| Oh Paul{Daniel}............Please Please never feel.....you've been left out here at MissTWA... Your seated at the front of the table here...........and never forget that.........!!!!!! Paul{Daniel} and GG......in Halifax last year......!!!!!!! |
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| I call this color 'blue' .....Paul{Daniel} BLUE..... he Loves "Pan Am Airlines..........♠ |
Here's the 'deal'......I 've always said if I could only get my 'grimy paws' on a 'Stewardess pillbox' hat.........then I've emptied my Aviation 'bucket list'...........;))).........WELL.............I found this TWA Fight Attendant......uniform....online on e-bay........'HOLY SHIT'..........I got to have this and yesterday isn' t fast enough.....you don't want to know what I paid.....there's a special place in 'PAY PAL HELL' for desperation.......folks such as myself...............Heavy sigh.........!!
ok.....it comes in....and I open..........GUESS WHAT......the bitch that it belonged to......was a size 1..............well I'm a size 1 tooo.........1plus a 0........size 10......'YOU GOT TO BE F*CKING KIDDING..".....!!!!!!!!!!....ONE THING IS FOR DAMN SURE AT THIS POINT...........I'M GONNA FIND A WAY TO FIT MY FAT ASS..........IN THIS STEWARDESS..........UNIFORM........!!!!!!!....AND I AM GOING TO TAKE A COUPLE OF PICS ...IF I CAN BREATH LONG ENOUGH TO HOLD THE DAMN PHONE/CAMERA......THING'IE....STILL....WHICH EXPLAINS......THE BLURRY PIC..............HELL I COULD NOT NOT BREATH....AND AFTER 400 TRIES....I SAID.....SCREW IT........THE BLURRY ONE WILL DO........SIZE 1 ON A SIZE 10 WOMEN..........IS A CRIME AGAINST NATURE........UGHHHHHHH...........NOW THE SKIRT IS A WHOLE OTHER BALL GAME.........NO WAY IT WAS SLIDING OVER MY CURVY ASS........SO I WAS IN DEFCON 5 CONDTIONS.........I TOOK A PAIR OF SCISSORS.....AND CUT THE DAMN SKIRT........TO A SIZE 12.........YEP ......I CUT IT.....THEN I TAPED IT TO MY HIPS..............SEE...........THERE IS NO END TO WHAT A TRUE 'AVIATION HEAUX' WILL DO FOR THE GREATER GOOD.........OF MANKIND...OMG...........I'M SICK!!!!!!!!!!......YEP THE PIC OF ME AGAINST THE WALL........HAS THE SKIRT.......TAPED TO MY FAT A**......ANYWAY....THIS WAS MY BIRTHDAY PREZZIE TO MYSELF................GEE IT WAS SO MUCH FUN............!!!
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| I HAD 911 ON SPEED DIAL..........EVEN AN AVIATION GEEK............WANTS TO LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER 'CONTRAIL'....!!.....ITS BLURRY.......BEST I COULD DO....TRYING TO STUFF........ ..50 POUNDS OF POTATOES IN A 5 POUND SACK.......OMG..... |
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| THIS SHIT.........SHOULD HAVE MADE NATGEO..........STUFFED INTO......AND THE SKIRT TAPED TO MY HIPS............LOL...........PAAAAATHETIC..............AIN'T IT GREAT..........MISSTWA.............WILL BE SERVING............DRINKS..........AFTER MY CAPTAIN HAS TURNED OFF THE 'SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN PULL A JACKASS WITHOUT A ROPE'..........SIGN...............!....T HIS WHOLE INCIDENT IS EMBAR'ASS'ing as HELL... ;b.............. |
Yes..........today is my Birthday.......No big deal..................but look what Dave W and the Luc sent..........me in the mail........check this out.........another 'BARF BAG'.....straight from the horse's mouth..................Ughhhh.......Thank you Dave and Luc..........!!!!
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| my 'Barf bag'.....Dave.....did you sit on the damn thing......;/my card and envelope...........;) |
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| Dave.......did you hide...........this in the 'crack of your a**.........NEVER MIND.................;)) |
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| FRONT OF MY BIRTHDAY CARD..............MY Crown Royal 'IV'................NEEDS CHANGING.............. |
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| HAS ANYONE HEARD FROM RYAN............???????......RYAN......PLEASE CHECK IN SOON......WITH US.............YOU ARE MISSED!!!! |
32 comments:
OH BEAUTIFUL STEWARDESS...
OH LOVELY LADY...
.........get me a DAMN COOKIE!!!!
;)
Happy Birthday, Jules! <3
Wishing you many, many days of kissing contrails and smiling stars...
Buon Compleanno, Bella. <3
Hey! Happy Birthday!
So funny seeing the card again, you know that bag has now travelled halfway round the world - there is a map of the Maldives on the back...
Have a great day
Make sure you warn the Fire Dept before firing up all those cake candles!!!!
:)
(hi GG!)
Well, wine may age well with time, but Miss TWA just keeps getting hotter by the day!
We sure could have used you back in the day the term Stewardess was used proudly.
Many happy, blessed miles ahead to you, young lady.
XOXO,
DB
Hey GG.......I got your Damn 'Cookie' right here...;)))))
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Kissing Contrails......and Smiling Stars..........I LOVE THAT...!!!!!
Thank you...for the Happy Birthday Wishes very much!!!!!!!
Love You!!!
Dave OMG.......I Love my Birhtday Card.....and 'BARFIE'.....!!!!......as soon as the clock struck midnight last..night...I tore that envelope open.....!!!!as per your instructions to not open till April 2.......;b
Ha Ha......about fire department...(Rolling eyes)........At lease I don't have to worry about 'Glare'..........Ohhhhh
Thanks again for the card, it was really thoughtful....of you!!!!!
Darryl.....Thank You for the very lovely Compliment!!!!
Goodness....Its always such a 'Thrill' when you come visit......here........I really appreciate it....!!!!
I so AGREE.......I would have loved to have been a part of the 'Glory' and the 'Glam' days of flying...!!!!!!!!!!!!the word 'Stewardess' never bothered me.....besides it's how you conduct yourself...that tells the tail......anyway...!!!!!!
Darryl.......Please come back soon and visit...you sure brighten up the place....!!!!
Have a Wonderful week ...and keep 'posting' those 'Awesome' Jack-up pic's.....for us!!!!!!!
Take Care Luv.......
ROFL Julie :) Looks very good! You know how to make someone laugh their ass off hahaha.
Hope you had a great day, oh and that pie looked delicious!! 29, whew lucky you hahaha ;)
Take caare!
Bas
You look Mahhhvalous, Dahhhling!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Now share that pic of you in the REAL stewardess outfit....COMRADE!!!!
Cut it up the back, and taped it to your hips?:))
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Well...it certainly looks good on you!
"Miss...any more orange juice?"
Holy shit, I go away for a few days and looky what happens.
Jules – happy belated B-day. I was carrying a barf bag around in my brief case for about two weeks, and accidentally pulled it out at a client’s place. Talk about setting a tone for your meeting. I think I left it in the hotel that night, I don’t really know what happened to it. But it was getting so wrinkled it was hardly recognizable any more.
Your uniform was a pretty cool gift to yourself, but where’s the hat?????
I’m still pondering the whole slicing and taping thing. I’ve done a lot in my life, but have never taped a skirt to my ass. But I’m still young, so who knows.
I was having a ball getting all caught up till I came across the picture of that dork with the fish. Yikes! What did ya do that for? Was it to feel better about taping the skirt on? At least you’re not sitting in a river wearing rubber pants. But I digress ……
Nice pic of Captain Doug with his big hat. I still haven’t yet had that guy as my driver – can you believe it? That said, I haven’t spent a lot of time on the A319s/A320s/A321s that he flies. Almost all of my travel now seems to be on Embraers, 767s and 777s. Just watch – once Air Canada finally gets its new 787s my job will change and I’ll wind up spending all my time on A320s. And by then, he’ll have moved on to driving big Boeings.
But no whining. It’s Friday, I’m home, and I have wine. Life can be so truly grand.
Happy b-day kiddo!!
Hey BAS MAN.......OMG....Love when you stop by.....!!!.....Glad you got a kick out of my 'DumbASS'.....carrying ons..........!!!....Can't make this shit up.....I'm too damn embareassed.to show..the mutilated skirt....so it will 'Lay in State' like the old presidents.....have....OMG......
Yep.......the cheese cake was so good.......I'd have to cut the damn skirt more....now..........Jeezuz.....!!!.....aren't you going to London soon for school......??????..........Please come and tell us about it....!!!.......Have a Wonderful weekend Comrade!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANKS CAP.....SO MUCH.....
YEA I GOT YOUR 'COMRADE' RIGHT HERE..............LOL...!!!!......YEA I GUESS I OUGHT TO SHOW ...THAT GOD AWFUL...........PIC.....THAT WAS 'PHOTOSHOPPED' FROM """"HELL"""".........UGHHHHHHHHH
IT IS HILARIOUS .....PLEASE INSERT ROLLING EYES.....!!!
TAKE IT EASY OLD MAN............;)))
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Oh Paul{Daniel}........LOOOOOK.....
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____........I can NEVER...get it "STRAIGHT".........LOL
....Yea......I ripped it good....oh well....I did wear it...for about half hour......(please insert shaking head)......Hope all is Good love....
ha ha....Miss orange juice.....would you like one lump or two....;)))))))))))
Please Take Care.....and come back very soon my friend.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RITCHIE...........LOL...........HOLY SHIT...YEA THAT'LL TEACH YA DAMMIT......TO GO AWAY.....GRRRRR........
ALRIGHT NOW LET ME FINISH READING.........YOUR COMMENT....AND REPLY PROPER..........LOL
Dammit Ritchie...........YOU LET A PERFECTLY GOOD 'BARFIE' GO TO WASTE.....??!!!......WELL ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS....
YOU MAKE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH!!!!!!!!!!!.......
;))))))
Yep, I thought I had done real good..........when I found the F/A uniform......but SADLY NO 'PILLBOX'.....ONE OF THESE DAYS..!!!
YOUR OBSERVATIONS..#1.....
YES, WELL IF I WERE YOU .....DON'T PONDER FOR ANOTHER SECOND ON THE TAPING OF THE SKIRT....SHIT WILL GET YOU ARRESTED...NOT TO MENTION.......I'M PROBABLY ON 'GOD KNOWS HOW MANY' "NO FLY LISTS' WORLDWIDE NOW.......Mmmmmm.......AND DAMN PROUD OF IT........OK.....
OBSERVATION #2.
DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT THE SO CALLED 'DORK' IN THE RUBBER PANTS....LOL......DAMN RIGHT....I NEEDED A WAY TO REDEEM MYSELF........ESPECIALLY AFTER HAVING ADMITTED ABOUT MY 'SLASH AND TAPE'......EPISODE...;/....
BESIDES YOU KINDA LOOK CUTE IN
"""RUBBER""".......HA HA..
GLAD YOU LIKED THE STROLL DOWN MEMORY LANE.....AND YEA....NO A-320'S THESE DAYS......HUH....
WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE COOL ASS 'POST' IF CAPTAIN DOUG HAD FLOWN YA!!!!
HOPE ALL IS GOING WELL, WITH THE CHANGES WITH JOB...!!!!!!.....
PS.....those 'Embrears' sure do 'RATTLE'. while taxing....don't they!!!!!!????????????
Thanks again...for the birthday wish Ritchie....
and Dammit....GET ME A BARF BAG..AND STICK IT...
IN THE MAIL.........!!!!
CHECK YA LATER......KIDDO.
Jules
The Embraers don't rattle, they're actually really nice planes.
AC's 767 fleet is a real hodge podge, some original AC aircraft, some acquired when they took over Canadian, some are ex-Hawaiian airlines, others are leased to replace retired aircraft and fill in the gaps while waiting for the 787. They're a tired old bunch, but I will miss them when they're gone.
Have you heard about the new 777s that AC is getting? They are getting six new 777-300s, all set in a three-class layout (Executive First, Economy, and a new "Economy Plus" cabin). They're identified as 777H, the H standing for High Density. Economy seating is 3-4-3, using 17-inch wide seats with 31 inches of pitch. That's the same width and pitch as a CRJ!!!! I can't even begin to imagine the aginy of flying across the Atlantic in one of those things. (For comparison, the other 777s in their fleet are 3-3-3 seating in Y, 32-inch pitch. They're shoehorned another seat in every row). They also have two fewer restrooms than the existing 777s. That should make long flights interesting.
These planes will be used on routes where they need more Y seats, and can't get more landing spots, like YYZ-LHR and YUL-CDG. Needless to say, I will avoid these aircraft like the plague.
AC's 787 fleet are said to be 3-3-3 seating, with the same 17-inch seat on a 31-inch pitch, but that's purely rumour at this point. If so, I will miss the creaky old 767s even more!!
And on that note, I have an appointment with one in the morning. Better get packin'.
We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.
I know I said Happy Birthday on Facebook - but - holy moly - you should have gone into the business! get lots of attention in that outfit!!
and - btw - I love that guy in Boston - at times - I have sat and listened to him on liveatc.net - especially at Xmas - he is incredible then!
Hi Jules,
Thanks for the hand cramps from scrolling. You're the best!
I also wonder how Ryan is doing. He is certainly missed. I like your bike photo for him...you've gotta photo for everyone!
Paul {Daniel}, I wouldn't be asking for anything from the stew...she has a temper! Maybe it's because she just pulled tape off her a**. <3
I am always searching for that pillbox hat, girlie. You know that I am on the hunt!
Ritchie, I agree with you re: the Embraer. I like those planes...maybe because the seating is 2 on each side. I don't really like 3...I always get stuck in the middle...and always without an arm rest!!!!
I can't believe the seat arrangements on the new 777s!!! Yuck! I think I would be so claustrophobic!!!
That's a shame...I really would like to fly on a triple 7 one day. Love the sound of those engines spooling up............Sigh. Oh well, gotta save up more money for Executive First!!
Hello to everyone. <3
Jules, get off Facebook and come back to us! LOL
Julie!!!!
Thank you for reprinting the 2 Giulia photos. She looks like a natural behind the controls. Maybe she was an aviator in a past life! And the one with me - a great August evening. I got to meet her family. In fact, when I strolled into the hotel lobby, there she was...watching her family in the hotel pool, and keeping an eye on the hotel entrance.
Oh, Paul {Daniel}, you are so sweet.
It was great seeing you that evening. And the kids took to you as well! Chatting with you was so effortless; the time flew by!
Jules, Jules...where the heck are ya? GET-OFF-FACEBOOK! LOL
Oh Ritchie.....It must be the CRJ's.....I'm thinking of.......OMG......I even have a video......while we were taxing...and I was so shocked at how.....effing...loud the rattles were....!!!!!!!!!!...
the new 777H's....Mmmm.....well it's all about 'Herding cattle'...(US)....these days.....so..."J" Class.....few and far betweeen.....seems.......
Get to Packing.....
Safe Travels Kiddo........!!!
Hello Mark!!!!!!!
I wish I had my 'Time' back.....and would have gotten into the 'Aviation' business some way...Would have loved to 'Raised Hell'.......at 37 thou...!!!!!!!!
Thanks....lovely words...
The recordings of 'Boston John'....are so hilarious.....!!!.....He is such a delight to listen to.......Indeed............!!
Hope all is well....on your end..and if you EVER want any of your pics posted here.....on my humble blog...just email them to me.......and WA LA...Instant 'Post'.......and I'd be honored....!!!!
anytime.....!!!
Come back soon ...KK!!
Your Welcome Paul{Daniel} about reposting the pics of Giulia and one of you two together...!!!
There's no doubt...she would have been 'Awesome' with anything she may have done..in Aviation...in past or present livies..!!!
I'm so happy to know you both...and posting from your meeting last August..was such fun!!!!
Take Care Paul{Daniel}...come back to visit Soon!!!!!!!!
DAMMIT............GG
I GOT ON FACE BOOK AFTER 2 YEARS OF EVERYONE BITCHING....TO GET ON............I'M ON............NOW EVERYONE BITCHING.....CAUSE I'M ON!!!!!
F/B IS THE 'DEVIL'......PURE AND SIMPLE.........
LOL......(i think..eshhhh)
DAMMIT !!!!
NO ONE'S HAPPY!
GG..........YOU KNOW I AM TEASING.....ABOUT THE F/B......COMMENT....LOL!!!
I'm happy! :)
Well, probably drunk, actually....
Hi All!
GG......you will scroll as long as I want you too.....and there will be NO more SASS from you Missy..........!!!!!!!!!
Yes.....Dammit F/B is the DEVIL!!!!!!!!
LOL......about the tape....'Scarred' for life.....just like anyone who hangs out with me...for long.......It's one thing to make a good 'First Impression'......but I believe in making more of a 'Lasting Impression'......
Disclaimer: I don't even think.....I'm that important...and that any stupid shit that comes out of my mouth is strictly for 'Phyco ward educational purposes only'......
Thank you and Ya'll have a great weekend........!!!!!!
LOL.......DAVE...and you have a full belly too!!!!!!!!
Grrrr....
Oh my goodness, it's been a while!
Dave, I am so happy that you are happy. Pour me a glass will ya? Oh wait a minute...let's ask the stew with the tape on her butt...
"Oh Ma'am, Ma'am...while you're down there picking up the pieces of your skirt, can you get me a drink?"
I see your hot pink bloomers!!! *giggle*
AND GET OFF FACEBOOK!!! *muah*
*I see your hot pink bloomers!!! *giggle**
GG, sometimes "LOL" is over-used but right now I am LOL-ing - nice one girl!
:)
@Dave--> I try my best. I have tough competition with you. <3
Lovely photos, Amir. Thank you for sharing them with Jules and with us.
Hello and happy Sunday to everyone.
GG
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